This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us once again that we fought to get away from this stuff but still spend a weekend celebrating it and debating giving up the 2nd Amendment so we can have more of this.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (yetanotherjohn) – “See there, that’s the president of the United States and if you don’t behave I’ll let him sniff your hair.”
(Brian Brandt) – “She wants to speak to the manager.”
2) (ulley) – ““Get that corgi off my nuts.”
(BluesHarper) – “Royal Cow Bellering”
3) (cathymv) – “Greatgrandma farted in his general direction”
(rodney dill) – ““JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG, HE WAS A FRIEND OF MINE…””
4)(RadiCalMan) – “Great-Grandma, will you please make Megan Markle shut the F#@k up!”
(Mike) – ““I told him to sing ‘God Save the Queen’ as loud as he could, or I’d feed him to the Corgis!””
5) (Joe_Miller) – ““I should have brought the Corgis and left him at home.””
(Porkopolis) – “Mum”
6) (Par4Course) – “An old bat and a young brat.”
(EricSteel) – “When Great Grandma farts it sounds like bagpipes!”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Mary Gehman) – ““GOD SAVE THE SCREAM…””
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Rick Adams) – ““I’m sorry, I can’t help it. I’m old.””
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(retired military) – “Joe Biden, standing next to the Queen, comments on how the left has not stood up for him and how he gets blamed for everything which he has no control over.”
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(RockThisTown) – “None of these people will ever be President.
Not pictured: Hillary Clinton”
Best Banter Weight:
(McGeehee) – ““Buy a raffle ticket! First prize is an accordion!”
“What’s second prize?”
“Two accordions.””
Best reference to a previous caption contest”:
(Dusty Pitts) – ““I hear them inside my head, chirping, chattering, scolding! The budgies! THE BUDGIES!!””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
