Winners Wizbang Caption Contest™ Week of May 27, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ provided a needed break. And God bless all those who served.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Brian Brandt) – “Johnson contemplates the future of Britain: one English girl and two immigrants.

(cathymv) – “You know Joe Biden is jealous……

2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life … unless you can land a sweet government gig.

(Paul Hooson) – ““You know, my wife is just about your age”.

3) (guido81_MA) – “Eyes on your own paper, Boris.” AND (Vagabond661) – “Teacher: “Eyes on your own paper, Boris.”” AND (Mike) – “The large white haired kid was eventually kicked out of class for looking on other kid’s test papers.

(Par4Course) – “One pompous arse and three students who couldn’t care less who the old guy with bad hair is.

4)(ulley) – “The new uk Think Tank start work.

(Tom Morrow) – ““Stop copying my answers, moron.”
“That’s Prime Minister Boris.”
“Same thing.”

5) (Joe_Miller) – “He’s hiding here until that photo with Ricky Gervais blows over.

(Dusty Pitts) – ““The last time I had this nightmare I wasn’t wearing pants.”

“That’s awful, guv. I’d be mortified if I was in school without me pants.”

“No, the nightmare part was after I got arrested.”

6) (McGeehee) – ““I should have studied for this test instead of going into politics.”

(Porkopolis) – “Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(retired military) – “Girl “What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?”

Boris “I dont know”

Girl “Gagged a little”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(rodney dill) – “Girl: “I thought this was Sex Ed and we were gonna get to see a johnson.”

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(RadiCalMan) – “Why can’t I crib off of your exam? I obviously have no clue about anything, but I have to get a better score that that Brandon guy!

Best Monkeypox:

(rodney dill) – ““The French keep calling it MinkeyPox… I don’t understand.”

Best Banter Weight:

(RockThisTown) – “Sine, cosine or tangent, sir? Today’s special is a wonderfully decadent cosecant, drizzled with caramel & a delightful dash of orange zest.

Best Kamala:

(Mary Gehman) – ““Who do I have to blow around here for the test answers…???”

Best reference to a previous caption contest”:

(Rick Adams) – ““Are you the Scottish dancers?”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™
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