This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ provided a needed break. And God bless all those who served.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Brian Brandt) – “Johnson contemplates the future of Britain: one English girl and two immigrants.”
(cathymv) – “You know Joe Biden is jealous……”
2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life … unless you can land a sweet government gig.”
(Paul Hooson) – ““You know, my wife is just about your age”.”
3) (guido81_MA) – “Eyes on your own paper, Boris.” AND (Vagabond661) – “Teacher: “Eyes on your own paper, Boris.”” AND (Mike) – “The large white haired kid was eventually kicked out of class for looking on other kid’s test papers.”
(Par4Course) – “One pompous arse and three students who couldn’t care less who the old guy with bad hair is.”
4)(ulley) – “The new uk Think Tank start work.”
(Tom Morrow) – ““Stop copying my answers, moron.”
“That’s Prime Minister Boris.”
“Same thing.””
5) (Joe_Miller) – “He’s hiding here until that photo with Ricky Gervais blows over.”
(Dusty Pitts) – ““The last time I had this nightmare I wasn’t wearing pants.”
“That’s awful, guv. I’d be mortified if I was in school without me pants.”
“No, the nightmare part was after I got arrested.””
6) (McGeehee) – ““I should have studied for this test instead of going into politics.””
(Porkopolis) – “Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(retired military) – “Girl “What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?”
Boris “I dont know”
Girl “Gagged a little””
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(rodney dill) – “Girl: “I thought this was Sex Ed and we were gonna get to see a johnson.””
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(RadiCalMan) – “Why can’t I crib off of your exam? I obviously have no clue about anything, but I have to get a better score that that Brandon guy!”
Best Monkeypox:
(rodney dill) – ““The French keep calling it MinkeyPox… I don’t understand.””
Best Banter Weight:
(RockThisTown) – “Sine, cosine or tangent, sir? Today’s special is a wonderfully decadent cosecant, drizzled with caramel & a delightful dash of orange zest.”
Best Kamala:
(Mary Gehman) – ““Who do I have to blow around here for the test answers…???””
Best reference to a previous caption contest”:
(Rick Adams) – ““Are you the Scottish dancers?””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
