Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of May 21, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features a photo so memorable that we hit over 300 comments on the thread! Triple winners! Get ready for the new monkeypox category next week!

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (McGeehee) – “This new reboot of That 70s Show really sucks.

(RockThisTown) – “Millions upon millions of people were harmed in the making of this photo.

(rodney dill) – “Aren’t the ventriloquist dummies supposed to be smaller than the ventriloquists?

2) (guido81_MA) – “Where’s a vicious rabbit when you really need one?

(Mary Gehman) – ““Joe…you say you found the Fountain of Youth???”
“No, Jimmy…I founded the Ministry of Truth, and that’s just as good…”

(BluesHarper) – ““SWINGERS”” AND (ulley) – “The Bidens meet some familiar faces at the swingers club.

3) (Retired military) – “Here we have 2 of the 3 worst presidents in US History. All we need is Obama for the Hat Trick

(Joe_Miller) – “It’s a human bar graph–the bigger the people, the bigger the mess.

(Mike) – ““You know, Jill, here on Sesame Street, the Muppets get more lifelike every time we visit!”

4)(Kaptain Krude) – “Worst. Puppet show. Ever.

(yetanotherjohn) – “Boy the way Led Zeppelin played
Songs that made the hit parade.
Guys like us we had it made,
Those were the days.

And you knew your gender then,
Girls were girls and men were men,
Mister we could use a man
Like Ronal Reagan again.

Didn’t need no welfare state,
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee our old LaSabre ran great.
Those were the days.

(EricSteel) – “Jeff Dunham’s fever dream.

5) (Scalia) – “Just a comment: Are they really that small? Man alive, it looks like Gulliver’s Travels.

(Rick Adams) – ““Price controls,” said the little voices in Biden’s head. “Try price controls next.”

(Porkopolis) – “Joe-flation

6) (RadiCalMan) – “Hi Jimmie and Ros, you can call me Brandon now!

(Paul Hooson) – ““We welcome you to Munckin land!”.

(Tom Morrow) – “I’m a bigger failure than you, Jimmy, in every sense of the word.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Dusty Pitts) – “American Pathetic

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Brian Brandt) – “Just curious – where’s Joe’s other hand?

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(Mary Gehman) – “Joe: “Nice to meet ya’, Yoda…I did NOT know you were married…could you introduce me to your husband…???”

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(rodney dill) – “These two will soon pass and be gone, but Hillary never being President is forever.

Best Banter Weight:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Yeah, Joe is looking pretty big.

Best Kamala:

(Retired military) – “Rosalyn “Who do I have to blow to get back to normal size”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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