This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that we fought a revolution so twits like Chuck didn’t rule us. Unfortunately, it didn’t prevent twits like Biden from ruling us.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (guido81_MA) – “Oh, who am I kidding? She’s NEVER going to die.”
(Mary Gehman) – “Charles says to the crown: “Come to papa, you throbbing mattress kitten…””
2) (Brian Brandt) – “Charles thought bubble: “I should have gone to the bathroom first.””
(Dusty Pitts) – “Uneasy lies the head that STILL doesn’t get to wear that bloody crown.”
3) (McGeehee) – ““Oh, I say. You know, I’m quite relieved, actually. I was terribly afraid it would be red, and emblazoned ‘MAGA’ across the front. This is much more tasteful.””
(Porkopolis) – “Charles breaks-in a new butler and reiterates that he ordered a CROWN ROYAL Whisky!”
4)(olsoljer) – “Charles (I hope mom never finds out I pawned the real jewels and replaced them with zircons)”
(Tom Morrow) – “I’ve been in line for succession for half a century, and I’m still second fiddle to a damned bloody hat!”
5) (Patrick_McHargue) – “Pomp and arrogance on display.”
(ulley) – “Very clever but now can you make the Queen visible again.”
6) (Joe_Miller) – “Does anybody still wonder where Trump gets his decorating ideas?”
(Mike) – “Thought bubble: “Sheesh! What am I doing with my life? Even her hat gets top billing!””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(sarahconnor21) – “One is an inanimate object that represents the monarchy. The other is a crown.” (Thanks!)
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Paul Hooson) – “The family jewels?”
AND
(rodney dill) – ““I’d rather wear Camilla for a hat.””
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(RadiCalMan) – “God Save President Brandon!!! He makes me look good!!!”
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(Retired military) – “I’m not sure what is going on here (Neither is Joe Biden) but Hillary still isnt president so it isnt as bad as it could be.”
Best Banter Weight:
(RockThisTown) – “For a . . . wait for it . . . . royal flush?”
Best Kamala:
(yetanotherjohn) – “Prince Charles wracks his brain as to who else he could possibly still have yet to blow to become King.”
Best MAGA King reference:
(Par4Course) – “Someday I may be king but I’ll never be the Great MAGA King. Sob.”
Best reference to a previous caption contest”:
(cathymv) – “sigh… I thought I’d see the dancing scottish girls…”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
