Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of May 14, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that we fought a revolution so twits like Chuck didn’t rule us. Unfortunately, it didn’t prevent twits like Biden from ruling us.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (guido81_MA) – “Oh, who am I kidding? She’s NEVER going to die.

(Mary Gehman) – “Charles says to the crown: “Come to papa, you throbbing mattress kitten…”

2) (Brian Brandt) – “Charles thought bubble: “I should have gone to the bathroom first.”

(Dusty Pitts) – “Uneasy lies the head that STILL doesn’t get to wear that bloody crown.

3) (McGeehee) – ““Oh, I say. You know, I’m quite relieved, actually. I was terribly afraid it would be red, and emblazoned ‘MAGA’ across the front. This is much more tasteful.”

(Porkopolis) – “Charles breaks-in a new butler and reiterates that he ordered a CROWN ROYAL Whisky!

4)(olsoljer) – “Charles (I hope mom never finds out I pawned the real jewels and replaced them with zircons)

(Tom Morrow) – “I’ve been in line for succession for half a century, and I’m still second fiddle to a damned bloody hat!

5) (Patrick_McHargue) – “Pomp and arrogance on display.

(ulley) – “Very clever but now can you make the Queen visible again.

6) (Joe_Miller) – “Does anybody still wonder where Trump gets his decorating ideas?

(Mike) – “Thought bubble: “Sheesh! What am I doing with my life? Even her hat gets top billing!”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor21) – “One is an inanimate object that represents the monarchy. The other is a crown.” (Thanks!)

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Paul Hooson) – “The family jewels?


(rodney dill) – ““I’d rather wear Camilla for a hat.”

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(RadiCalMan) – “God Save President Brandon!!! He makes me look good!!!

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(Retired military) – “I’m not sure what is going on here (Neither is Joe Biden) but Hillary still isnt president so it isnt as bad as it could be.

Best Banter Weight:

(RockThisTown) – “For a . . . wait for it . . . . royal flush?

Best Kamala:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Prince Charles wracks his brain as to who else he could possibly still have yet to blow to become King.

Best MAGA King reference:

(Par4Course) – “Someday I may be king but I’ll never be the Great MAGA King. Sob.

Best reference to a previous caption contest”:

(cathymv) – “sigh… I thought I’d see the dancing scottish girls…

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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