Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of May 7, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that the Uniparty considers this man to not be sexist or racist. See how long you can go without laughing while reading that statement out loud. We reached the 300 comment mark so there are three winners per place. I’m sure that makes all the food/energy/decent people shortages all the more bearable.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Brian Brandt) – “He finally found somebody to shake his hand who’s not incorporeal.

(EricSteel) – “My son and I have started a new company called Hunter, Grabber and Sniffer.

(yetanotherjohn) – “Joe is really a hands on kind of president … and the women he meets really know it.

2) (RadiCalMan) – “Hi, just call me Brandon!” AND (BluesHarper) “Meeting Brandon.

(rodney dill) – ““Guess I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing hair.”

(Mary Gehman) – “He said: “…Beinvenidos…Mi casa es su casa…”

She said: “With your open borders, you bet your sweet a$$, it is…”

3) (Dusty Pitts) – ““I was expecting to meet a big, sloppy, happy dog. Oh, your name is Obrador, not Labrador? Maybe you should change it.”

(patriciamcc) – “Are you my mother?

(Vagabond661) – “I knew I was supposed to shake hands with someone!

4)(guido81_MA) – “Hello, I’m Jill Biden’s husband…..are you Jill Biden?

(Tom Morrow) – “I want to fondle and sniff your children, so please don’t abort them.

(Paul Hooson) – “Dances with Walter?

5) (Joe_Miller) – ““And the next contestant on ‘Who Wants To Be A Press Secretary?’ is Sally from Des Moines.”

(Kaptain Krude) – ““So where do you fall in the argument? The Supreme Court ruled on the most important topic of the day. Do you row, or do you wade?”

(Mike) – ““Come by my place when the teleprompter’s on and I’ll talk dirty to you!”

6) (ulley) – “I said book a table for two not 202.

(Porkopolis) – “…Sorry Senor Presidente, but ‘Cinco de Mayo’ has nothing to do with mayonnaise.

(Rick Adams) – ““Is that an invitation or your laptop password?”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Retired military) – “Biden “you know women should have the rights to do with their bodies whatever they want”

Woman “I agree”

Biden “Just be sure you have your mandated vaccinations and wear a mask at all times”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(cathymv) – “Do you want to put some watchyoursistershower sauce on your beef tacos???

Best Banter Weight:

(RockThisTown) – “A tale of a GratefulDead trip . . .

Best reference to a previous caption contest”:

(Rick Adams) – “Harvey looked a lot prettier than he expected.

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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