This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ salutes our troll of the month. Bravo, Mr. Musk!
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Retired military) – “I dont know who this is but I would wager that he has a better chance of becoming POTUS than Hillary.”
(Brian Brandt) – “This caption contest has been banned from Twitter for violation of our community standards regarding posting of misinformation.”
2) (Dusty Pitts) – ““And misinformation will no longer be defined as…” “…facts Twitter employees wish weren’t true!” (Heads literally explode)”
(patriciamcc) – “And after I created the heavens and the earth, I took out Twitter.”
3) (RadiCalMan) – “Who’s the Twit NOW!”
(Mike) – ““Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, and I buy the company you work for, drop your salary, and change your job description to “changing owner’s cat’s litter box.””
4)(guido81_MA) – “If I were King Of The Twitterverse – not queen, not duke, not member of the Board
My regal robes of the Twitterverse would be open-source, free flow, not just of one sanctioned accord.
I’d permit free speech, be it sage or fool, with an “I see your point”, or a “we’ll agree to disagree”.
As I’d allow everyone their point-of-view, let them cite their facts to validate or disqualify their decree.
And every tweet would take wing, if I were king
What makes a King out of a slave? Free Speech.
What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Free Speech.
What makes the Leftists fear a dissentious busk in the misty mist or the dusky dusk?
What makes the globalists so afraid of an Elon Musk? Free Speech.
What lets you think for yourself and to wonder? Free Speech.
What makes the TRUTH echo like THUNDER?! Free Speech.
What makes the Constitution so relevant?
What puts the “Amen” in First Amendment?
What’s the Left got that for dissenters they make a suppressant?
FREE SPEECH!!!
You can Tweet that again!*
*(until you are banned from the platform)”
(yetanotherjohn) – “At $43 billion, free speech is expensive.”
5) (RockThisTown) – “Ya gotta admit, the guy is pretty electrifying.”
(Vagabond661) – “Yes, President Trump, you’ll get reinstated.”
6) (BluesHarper) – “Giving a finger to Twitter.”
(rodney dill) – “The Fickle Financial Finger of Fate.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(EricSteel) – “You get Free Speech!
and you get Free Speech!
and you get Free Speech!
EVERYBODY GETS FREE SPEECH!
It is Elon’s favorite things”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(ulley) – “Breaking news-Musk starts up new laxative suppository service.”
Best Banter Weight:
(Tom Morrow) – “And therefore he is racist. Obviously. His skin is racist. Smiling is racist and pointing a finger is racist.”
Best Kamala:
(cathymv) – “Who do I have to blow…… ummmm I’ll do YOU!!”
Best reference to a previous caption contest”:
(Mary Gehman) – ““Where can I buy a paisley cod-piece like the one the guy had in the Wizbang Caption Contest a couple of weeks ago…it’s for the man who can afford anything…and everything…and I think that’s ME…!!!””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
