This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us why civilizations crumble.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (cathymv) – “Hes gonna need a bigger cod piece”
(Dusty Pitts) – ““May the Woke be with you!””
2) (Tom Morrow) – “The new empire Stormtrooper – just as fascist, but woke, and still can’t hit a bantha from 3 yards distance.”
(ulley) – “This is what happens when your plastic surgeon is a former son in law.”
3) (Joe_Miller) – “But he identifies as an Ewok…a gay Ewok…not that there’s any other kind.”
(EricSteel) – “The next Star Wars: Luke is Lia.”
4)(Vagabond661) – “Storm Trooper Paul models the camoflauge outfit for the plant Ghiithheer.”
(Retired military) – “The comic con was shocked to hear that Conan the barbarian had gotten a degree in biology so that he could figure out whose lamentations he wanted to hear.”
5) (Rick Adams) – “Pronouns are missed / missed again.”
(RadiCalMan) – “This is what Chris Rock is going to be wearing at next year’s Oscars!”
6) (Porkopolis) – “LSD-induced NeuralStorm Trooper”
(RockThisTown) – “Raise your hand if you had an affair with Jada Pinkett Smith.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Brian Brandt) – “Luke, I am your . . . father . . . or mother . . . or something. I’m not a biologist.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Paul Hooson) – “His robot partner is R2D2KY…”
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(Retired military) – “Stromtrooper “Joe Biden can defeat any military in the world”
Batman “How”
Strormtrooper “Just make him Commander in CHief of it””
Best Banter Weight:
(guido81_MA) – “Maybe I’ll go with “Up”, “Your’s”, “Sideways” when I’ve had just about enough. 🙂”
AND
(yetanotherjohn) – “The fun thing is when you get Yoda high on ganja his grammar reverts to normal.”
Best Kamala:
(rodney dill) – ““So how many Jawas do I gotta blow to get a different costume.””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
