Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of March 11, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ begs the question, “Why isn’t Biden there?”

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Retired military) – “Man’s thought bubble “Gas prices are high because the oil is in Texas and the dipstick is here”

(Brian Brandt) – “Top ten things for Kamala to do after she fixed the Southern border and ended the war in Ukraine –

10 – Place ads on to replace all her departing staff
9 – Clean out White House attic
8 – Get New York Times to redefine “incompetent” as a good thing
7 – Replace the Clintons as ‘Most Disliked Assignment’ by Secret Service agents
6 – Write “I will not cackle when asked a tough question” one thousand times
5 – Spearhead effort to reduce America’s clown shortage
4 – Lick stamps on to all ’22 DNC fund drive envelopes
3 – Get the MSM to post a picture of her husband – whoever he is
2 –Negotiate a trade deal with Freedonia

And finally, the number one Kamala Harris thing to do –
1 – Willie Brown

2) (RadiCalMan) – “Can you guys help me to throw Brandon under this bus?

(guido81_MA) – “I’ve come here to HA-HA-HA talk about HA HA HA HA the refugee-HEE HEEE HEEES tragically dying from HA HA HA HA HA HA this war HA HA HA HA HA…..

3) (yetanotherjohn) – “Now before going into battle I want to make sure we are all comfortable with our pronouns.

(Tom Morrow) – ““Uh… Putin is bad, okay? And so is war. But we’re going to do things the like of the things we have been doing, and things which will make everything better, because, y’know, the thing.”

4)(Patrick_McHargue) – ““And remember, gender pronouns win wars!”

(ulley) – “Hands up those of you who think i`m doing a great job.

5) (Paul Hooson) – ““And, if one of you could steer and the others push, then it’s like gas prices never ever went up…”.

(Nipperdoodle) – “Man #1 to Man #2″ (in Polish) “Masz pojęcie, co ona do cholery mówi? To tak, jakby ci Amerykanie mieli słowo na wszystko.”

Translation: “Do you have any idea what the hell she’s saying? It’s like these Americans have a word for everything.”

6) (Mike) – “When I hold up my fist like this, it means “Stop. Biden’s still breathing.”

(RockThisTown) – ““There was a little girl in California who was part of the second class to fight the cold war, and she was bused to the battlefield every day. And that little girl was me.”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(EricSteel) – “When the Ukrainian military asked for old Hummers, I don’t think this is what they had in mind.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Dusty Pitts) – ““…but the best feature of this particular model of MRAP is the reclining back seat, making it the perfect choice for an ambitious career woman.”

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(rodney dill) – ““Biden’s first choice was to provide you with large wooden badgers…. Then I suggested supplying the vehicle like the one behind me.”

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(Joe_Miller) – ““Cankles, cackles…we were expecting someone else.”

Best Banter Weight:

(Rick Adams) – “not enough asterisks…

Best Kamala:

(Mary Gehman) – ““Ask not who your country can blow for you…ask instead who you can blow for your country…”

Best Truth is Stranger than Fiction:

(cathymv) – ““I am here. Standing here on the northern flank, on the eastern flank, talking about what we have in terms of the eastern flank and our NATO allies, and what is at stake at this very moment, what is at stake this very moment…”

sadly… this is not satire……

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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