Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of March 4, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features a man who says he can go toe to toe with Putin but then always sends over Kamala Harris to negotiate. I am so sick of this Orwellian farce.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Dusty Pitts) – ““Do ya feel lucky, Putin? Well, do ya, punk?”

“Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”

(Rick Adams) – ““The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human — sweat, bad breath, trunalimunumaprzure, everything. Very hard to spot.”

2) (Mike) – “Joe’s tabula was a little more rasa than usual this morning!

(Vagabond661) – “Weekend at Joey’s

3) (Paul Hooson) – ““Well goodbye Covid, hello war”.

(Par4Course) – ““Why does everything suddenly look darker?”

4)(guido81_MA) – “And the guy who rubbed these ashes on my forehead said, “Remember you are dust…”, and I said, “Hold on, pal, I don’t remember any of that.”

(cathymv) – “Blank Slate… Blank Stare…

5) (yetanotherjohn) – “The brains have imploded so much a black hole is forming.

(EricSteel) – “Putin, I’m calling you out tough guy. Meet me behind the gym after 6th Period. I have just three words for you. Remember Cornpop!

6) (Porkopolis) – “Zelinsky Poser

(Tom Morrow) – ““Hey, it’s dark in here. Can somebody turn on the lights? I mean, c’mon, man.”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(rodney dill) – ““it’s 4864 miles to Kyiv, I’ve got a full leaky bladder, half a bowl of pudding, it’s night and I’m wearing sunglasses…. I’m going to bed…”
“Zzzzzz…. it”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Brian Brandt) – “When I wear these I can eyeball all the altar boys and nobody knows.

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(RadiCalMan) – “The Ukraine can take care of itself, I’ve got to got to get to Delaware for the weekend, so get out of my way, I’m heading for the chopper!

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(Joe_Miller) – “Are you confusing the never gonna be President with the never shoulda been President?

Best Banter Weight:

(McGeehee) – ““No, no sprinkles. I get those from Hunter.”

Best Kamala:

(Mary Gehman) – ““…Who do I have to blow around here for some Holy Hand Sanitizer…???”

Best Let’s Go Brandon:

(RockThisTown) – ““Go get ’em!”
“Go get who, Mr President?”
“C’mon, man . . . Brandon!”

Best reference to a previous caption contest:

(Dusty Pitts) – ““…and if he doesn’t withdraw from Ukraine, we’ll…” (takes off shades) “…release the budgies!”

Best “Truth is Stranger than Fiction”:

(retired military) “Biden “Businesses should not cut workers pay but costs instead. We all have to tighten our belts in this day and age”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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