Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of January 28, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ is dedicated to winter snowstorms. Is there any inconvenient narrative they can’t kill for a few days?

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (yetanotherjohn) – “I see the props for the new production of ‘Hamilton’ are here.

(RockThisTown) – “Pretty amazing they got 5 masks done before calling a lid on the day.

2) (Joe_Miller) – “If those are for the canvassers leading up to the midterm elections, I have to say they’ve misread the room.

(ulley) – “And we thought Joe was only two-faced.

3) (Mike) – “If you wear this, you ain’t Black!

(Porkopolis) – “Masquerade Bawl: From Nixon’s ‘Tricky Dick’ to Biden’s ‘Quid Pro Quo Joe’

4)(guido81_MA) – “The “Scooby-Doo” conspiracy has been exposed. Let’s pull the mask off to find out who’s REALLY running the government: GEORGE SOROS?!?!
Yes, and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for you meddling Wizbangers!!

(Paul Hooson) – “Not surprisingly, the Walter Mondale mask still outsell this one…

5) (RadiCalMan) – “These masks are really good representations of Joe Biden…

Absolutely nothing between the ears!

(McGeehee) – ““It’s all malarkey, you dog-faced pony soldier!”
“That is comedy gold, Joe!”
“You tell ’em!”
“Jill, the masks are talking to me again!”
“No we’re not.”
“It’s all in your head.”
“C’mon man!”

6) (patriciamcc) – “Who knew that masks of varying kinds would symbolize the end of freedom and the success of the great reset?

(Rick Adams) – “Uncanny valley? More like the Marianas Trench.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(cathymv) – “Next on the assembly line: Kamala Knee Pads

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Mary Gehman) – “The new and improved Biden Face Condom…have all the laughs without all the gaffes…

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(rodney dill) – “Superhero mask for the famed emasculated Superhero, MalarkeyMan

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(retired military) – ““Lets see Kamala goes to Scotus. I get made VP. Biden commits suicide by firing his shotgun into the air and I become President”

Huma Abedin (In mask). “Hillary, Hillary wake up wake up. The country is having a nightmare again”

Best Banter Weight:

(EricSteel) – “Unfortunately, it is really Barack Obama under the mask

Best Let’s Go Brandon:

(BluesHarper) – “By popular demand NASCAR offers “Let’s Go Brandon” mask & T-shirts for this upcoming 2022 racing season.

Best Kamala:

(Brian Brandt) – “Who do I have to . . . oh, wait, it wants to blow me.

Best reference to a previous caption contest:

(McGeehee) – “Mask #5 was disappointed for two reasons. First, he was up too high. Second, she wasn’t a Scottish dancer.

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of January 28, 2022