Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of January 21, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features two sets of winners. For each of the numbered entries, we have one general winner and one Meatloaf oriented winner. Hey, Mr. Loaf sang one of the first rock songs I heard in middle school. But I’ll always think of him as Eddie in RHPS. Wait until Townsend or Jagger kick.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Patrick_McHargue) – “Brandon waits beside the podium for president Kamala to arrive…

(Mary Gehman) – “Meatloaf’s new album, released posthumously and dedicated to Joe Biden, is titled “Bat(shit crazy) Out Of Hell…

2) (cathymv) – “That look you get when you see Hillary in the audience.

(Tom Morrow) – “Presidunce Biden honors Meat Loaf by doing the Mind Warp.

It’s a jump to the left, and then another jump to the left…

3) (Rick Adams) – ““Say what you will, I’ve completely reduced COVID on Alderaan to zero.”

(rodney dill) – “Dingbat out of Hell

4)(KaptainKrude) – “Why, that lousy Tongan volcano! Breaking our climate change treaties with all of it’s spewin’ and eruptin’ and throwin’ all that ash into the air! How dare it! I hereby challenge that Tongan volcano to a fight! Why, I’ll take it to the back of the outhouse and give it a good thrashin’!

(yetanotherjohn) – “Well, they at least have the veg to serve with the meatloaf.

5) (guido81_MA) – “Well, I got a new dance and it goes like this
(Bop shoo-op, a bop bop shoo-op)
The name of the dance is the Dementia Joe Twist
(Bop shoo-op, a bop bop shoo-op)
I’ve accomplished more than any prez in one year, I dementedly insist

Well I’ll read to you baby from a teleprompt screen
(Bop shoo-op, a bop bop shoo-op)
And I’ll sniff your daughters if they’re under eight-teen
(Bop shoo-op, a bop bop shoo-op)
At sundown, I get pissed, the Dementia Joe Twist

It goes ’round and ’round, up and down
‘Round and ’round, up and, excuse me, down
‘Round and…look, the fact of the matter is….here’s the deal…well, I probably shouldn’t say….
And a one two three letter word, J-O-B-S

(Paul Hooson) – “Biden: “Let me say a word about the passing of Louie Anderson and Meatloaf. Two heavyweights of the entertainment world”.

6) (EricSteel) – “Future historian, “Throughout the history of the United States, many difficult decisions with terrible choices that affected many lives were made in the White House, such as ending slavery, dropping the bomb on Hiroshima, invading Iraq, but none compared to the decision of keeping a President with dementia vs. replacing him with Kamala Harris.”

(RockThisTown) – “The Malarkey Horror Picture Show.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(retired military) – “Biden “And then I put my hands on Kamala’s ears like this and pull her in”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(ulley) – “Joe=”Oh no i`ve forgotten to put his diaper on.”

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(Porkopolis) – “Biden:

“I don’t care how woke the M&M’s get, Jill is not giving up her Go-Go boots.”

Best Banter Weight:

(Brian Brandt) – “Joe: “I really liked that song – Pair of Dice By the Dashboard Light.”

Best Let’s Go Brandon:

(RadiCalMan) – “Of course everything I say makes sense, or my name is not Brandon!

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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