Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of December 19, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest ™ is Just. Plain. Scary. Happy Holidays!

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (retired military) – “Putin “Why is Biden so late?”
Xi “He was in the Oval office and I told him to go piss in the corner”

(Rick Adams) – “Two men who will never have a COVID variant named after them.

2) (Joe_Miller) – “Historic mass-murderers hold a Zoom meeting.

(RadiCalMan) – “Hey Xi, I’ve got this great idea. You invade the Ukraine and we’ll invade Taiwan. Old Joe will be so dazed and confused, he won’t know what to do!

3) (Mary Gehman) – ““…you sunk my battleship…”

(EricSteel) – “Xi Jinping: “Gee, Vlad, what do you want to do tonight? ”
Putin: “The same thing we do every night, Xi Jinping – try to take over the world!”

4)(yetanother john) – “Given they are both “elected” for life, they might as well get to know each other.

(DustyPitts) – ““Vlad, can you hear me?”
“I can hear you. Can you — ”
“Vlad?”
“Jinping? Are you there?”
“I’m having trouble heari — ”
“Damn this cheap Chinese technology!”
“THAT I heard!”

5) (patriciamcc) – “Two bullies chuckling about what a stumble the American president is; “This is going to be fun, don’tcha know.

(cathymv) – “The only assassin missing from this picture is Hillary…she’s got the most kills!

6) (guido81_MA) – “Neither dictator is wearing a mask, they truly are evil men. Wait until Joe Biden hears of this. After his nap.

(Porkopolis) – “This week in Socialist Irony:

Due to supply chain shortages, comrade AOC’s ‘MasterClass-At-My-Place’ invitation was BYOP: Bring Your Own Popcorn.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(rodney dill) – ““Putin: “Biden is still trying to use that etch-a-sketch I sent him to talk to us.”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Mike) – “Nah, Biden’s still arguing with Jill as to whether he can have a White Russian with Chinese!

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(BluesHarper) – “Waiting for Joe to find his 3D glasses.

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(RockThisTown) – “Hillary will never be President, but Putin & Jinping will never own an NFL franchise.
Triple sting!

Best Banter Weight:

(Paul Hooson) – “I can’t figure out Boris Johnson. He has a Russian name, is part Jewish, part Muslim, and all bad haircut…

Best Kamala:

(McGeehee) – ““Who I have to give bro-job to to get fancy big desk like Vrad?”

Best Let’s Go Brandon:

(Tom Morrow) – “VP: “Jinping, you should have seen Biden panic when I told him I stole his nose.”

XJ: “Well, I got him to look down at his shoes 5 times by telling him his shoe was untied… and he was wearing loafers!”

Both: “Ahahahahahahaha Let’s go Brandon!”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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