Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of December 10, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ salutes the one Republican candidate, aside from Trump, that I don’t regret voting for since 1988. Godspeed, Senator Dole. I will always remember the big smile you had on your face at President Trump’s inauguration!

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Brian Brandt) – “Clinton thought bubble: Hmmm . . . Mrs. Dole’s available. I wonder if it’s too soon to hit on her.

(RockThisTown) – “Sadly, now Bob Dole is going to start voting Democrat.

2) (cathymv) – “Bill: Someone said that there would be prostitutes here

Pence: No no Bill, prosthetics….

(Dusty Pitts) – ““So the Scottish delegation offered Bill what he thought sounded like haggis, and he said ‘I’ll try anything once,’ and, well, that’s when Hillary showed up. He’s been catatonic ever since.”

3) (yetanotherjohn) – “Trumps invitation must have gotten lost in the mail.

(Tom Morrow) – ““If Ghislaine spills the beans, we’re all screwed!”

4)(McGeehee) – ““Bob’s last words were, ‘I worry about the world I’m leaving to Keith Richards.'”

(Joe_Miller) – “Bill knows that Hillary has his still-beating heart locked in a box somewhere and until he has it back in his body he cannot die. Hillary is keeping him alive just to torture him.

5) (Mary Gehman) – ““…is this where dreams go to die…???”

(Mike) – ““Mike Pence couldn’t make it, but with this mask on, nobody knows the difference!”

6) (Vagabond661) – ““How many of y’all are lizard people?”

(MickMcMick) – ““I’ve been informed the Grecian Formula is held up by the supply chain disaster.”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor21) – ““Bill said we all better wear masks while Hillary reads her 2016 victory speech because if we laugh, she’ll have us all killed.”” (Thanks!)

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(RadiCalMan) – “He was telling me that he had a “Bob Dole” handshake because his thingy swerves to the left!

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(Rick Adams) – ““End of message.”

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(KaptainKrude) – “Another Bill thought balloon: Well, there it goes. The body’s grown stiff and cold. The casket has been lowered into the ground, and the earth fills the hole and covers where the decrepit and stinking ol’ carcass had been. Oh, what a wonderful day. *sigh* But enough about Hillary’s presidential aspirations, I guess I should bring my mind back to Dole’s funeral.

Best Banter Weight:

(fustian24) – “Both feature dead things.

Best Let’s Go Brandon:

(retired military) – “Pence “Let’s go Brandon”

Best Kamala:

(BluesHarper) – “Difficult to blow anybody like this.

Best reference to a previous caption contest:

(rodney dill) – “Pence: “I don’t get it. The turkey pardoning was last week. I heard this was going to be a big turkey pardoning party too… Uh, Oh… Sorry Bill, I didn’t see you sitting there.”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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