Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of November 26, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates a long American tradition: watching Hillary Clinton strut around, completely avoiding consequences for her actions over the years.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – “The Coronavirus has now mutated into something truly horrible!

(BluesHarper) – “And just like that – nobody wanted a blow job.

2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Thanks Kevin, it’s not like the day after Thanksgiving I don’t have enough leftovers in my life.

(McGeehee) – “Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midday ride of this woman here
On the 25th of November in 2021
Hardly a snitch remains under the sun
Who has the goods on Hillary Clinton

She said to her friends “If anyone talks
To the DOJ or the FBI
He’ll hang to his end in that concrete box
Let none dare spill dirt on Bill or I.”

3) (DustyPitts) – ““Bring me Solo and the Wookiee!”

(Porkopolis) – ““Hey Hillary…you just beat VP Harris in Oxford’s Annual Cackle-Clash…what are you going to do next?”

Hillary:”I’m going to Disney World!”

4)(retired military) – “Hillary announces that due to late mail in ballots recently discovered that Kyle Rittenhouse is now guilty on all counts.

(Joe_Miller) – “Diana didn’t kill herself.

5) (Olsoljer) – “Just how big are her cankles?” AND (guido81_MA) – “It’s getting harder to hide the cankles nowadays.

(rodney dill) – “Inspired… Christo started preparing his next work… for the Matterhorn.

6) (Brian Brandt) – “This is like a cross between a skunk fight and orthopedic sox. And if that doesn’t make sense, it’s because this doesn’t either.

(Paul Hooson) – “I guess this big drape might come in handy if anybody at the commencement tries to jump to their death when they see who’s giving the address?

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(RockThisTown) – “Hard to dodge sniper fire in that getup.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Mary Gehman) – ““…Release the ‘Crack’-en…”

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(RadiCalMan) – “Eat your heart out Joe Biden, you may be President but I can still have little girls looking at my hairy legs!

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(rodney dill) – “Sorry, you won’t ever be queen either.

Best Banter Weight:

(cathymv) – “Putting the “Ass” in Assassin

Best Kamala:

(KaptainKrude) – “Who do I have to blow to be Vice-President of the United States?

I like the way you’re thinking, kid!

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™
Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of November 26, 2021