Winners Weekend Caption Contest, Week of November 12, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ just highlights the horror show that is the left. You all did a great job of capturing this in words. Just a head’s up-next week we will add the coveted “Best Let’s Go Brandon” category!

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rick Adams) – “Found the “something old!”

(cathymv) – “I didn’t know that Satan could marry people?

2) (Brian Brandt) – “Tux rental – $150
Broken glass dress – $75
Bribe to get Pelosi to officiate – $75,000
Discount Marty’s World of Carpet hall rental – $1,500
Giving the Speaker of the House ptomaine poisoning from warmed-over chicken kiev –

PRICELESS.

(Paul Hooson) – “Bad is having Nancy Pelosi officiate your wedding. Worse is having Nancy Pelosi officiate your wedding night…

3) (Mary Gehman) – “Apparently dancing with the bride kept everyone in stitches…

(guido81_MA) – “Mirror, mirror on the dress
Who’s the wickedest witch in the west?
There are many wicked democrats, tis but true
But none, Madame Speaker, is more so wickeder than you.

4)(KaptainKrude) – “Did you invite Rumpelstiltskin to our wedding? Why? Just why?

(ulley) – “The Russians deny the periscope was from one of their spy submarines.

5) (MickMickMick) – “Mirrors, mirrors, on the dress,
Who is the ugliest… oh, never mind, it’s Pelosi. Spoiler alert!

(RadiCalMan) – “Masks! Masks!! We don’t need no masks, we’re talking Getty money here!!! Masks are just for the dweebs, so shut up and wait for your next stimulus check.

6) (DustyPitts) – “The dress to wear when Biden might crash your wedding.

(Porkopolis) – “Getty’s Yeti

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(RockThisTown) – ““I now pronounce you Mr & Mrs Lesko Brandon.”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(BluesHarper) – “Where’s Alec Baldwin when you need him?

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(Retired military) – “And 3 other members of Hillary’s I will never be President club meet for mutual encouragement.

Best Banter Weight:

(rodney dill) – “…or we’ve got a striptease act choreographed by Paul Hooson.

Best Kamala:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Who did she have to blow to get some one to blow that much glass?

Best reference to a previous caption contest:

(fustian24) – “Pelosi was second choice. They’d hoped to get Ted Lasso, but it turned out to be Pierre Delicto in disguise!

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™
Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™