This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ is brought to you by the greatest day of the year: the one with 25 hours in it!
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (BluesHarper) – “Let’s Go Brandens”
(retired military) – “Boris ” Immigrant payouts – “$450k
Hunter’s paintings – $500k
McAuliffe losing Virginia governor race – Priceless””
2) (Joe_Miller) – “Joe’s brain fell out and Boris helps him look for it. It’s smaller than a contact lens.”
(McGeehee) – “Boris: “When I count to three, you fake a seizure and I’ll sneak out during the commotion.”
Joe: “What’s in it for me?”
Boris: “Lime Jello.”
Joe: “I’m in.””
3) (Par4Course) – “Buttheads butt heads.”
(Mike) – “Boris and Bores Us.”
4)(Olsoljer) – “Vulcan mind meld results in total failure. Speculation is both lacked necessary brain activity to effect connection.”
(RadiCalMan) – “Look Boris, I can bend down lower than Obama when I grovel to other world leaders from the rear!”
5) (EricSteel) – “Boobies”
(RockThisTown) – “Blokeback Mountain”
6) (yetanotherjohn) – “I blame Trump.”
(guido81_MA) – “Wake up, mate.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(sarahconnor21) – “If you knock their heads together fast enough, it sounds like horses cantering.” (Thanks!)
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Mary Gehman) – ““This is NOT what I meant when I said I wanted some head…””
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(fustian24) – “What happened was when they said “Pope”, I thought they said “poop”….”
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(KaptainKrude) – “What are we looking at here, Joe?
Hillary’s chances of ever being President, Boris.
But….. I don’t see anything, Joe.
Exactly, Boris!
/And so begins another episode of Pinko and the Bad Haircut.”
Best Banter Weight:
(rodney dill) – “If you took Joe’s brain out, and put it on the edge of a razor blade…
It’d look just like a pea. Rolling down…. a… four… lane… highway…”
Best Kamala:
(cathymv) – “Who do we have to blow to never see this photo again!!”
Best Reference to a Previous Caption Contest:
(Dusty Pitts) – ““We’re safe, Joe. All the budgies have landed on Angela again.””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
