Weekend Caption Contest Winners, Week of November 5, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ is brought to you by the greatest day of the year: the one with 25 hours in it!

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (BluesHarper) – “Let’s Go Brandens

(retired military) – “Boris ” Immigrant payouts – “$450k
Hunter’s paintings – $500k
McAuliffe losing Virginia governor race – Priceless”

2) (Joe_Miller) – “Joe’s brain fell out and Boris helps him look for it. It’s smaller than a contact lens.

(McGeehee) – “Boris: “When I count to three, you fake a seizure and I’ll sneak out during the commotion.”

Joe: “What’s in it for me?”

Boris: “Lime Jello.”

Joe: “I’m in.”

3) (Par4Course) – “Buttheads butt heads.

(Mike) – “Boris and Bores Us.

4)(Olsoljer) – “Vulcan mind meld results in total failure. Speculation is both lacked necessary brain activity to effect connection.

(RadiCalMan) – “Look Boris, I can bend down lower than Obama when I grovel to other world leaders from the rear!

5) (EricSteel) – “Boobies

(RockThisTown) – “Blokeback Mountain

6) (yetanotherjohn) – “I blame Trump.

(guido81_MA) – “Wake up, mate.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor21) – “If you knock their heads together fast enough, it sounds like horses cantering.” (Thanks!)

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Mary Gehman) – ““This is NOT what I meant when I said I wanted some head…”

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(fustian24) – “What happened was when they said “Pope”, I thought they said “poop”….

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(KaptainKrude) – “What are we looking at here, Joe?

Hillary’s chances of ever being President, Boris.

But….. I don’t see anything, Joe.

Exactly, Boris!

/And so begins another episode of Pinko and the Bad Haircut.

Best Banter Weight:

(rodney dill) – “If you took Joe’s brain out, and put it on the edge of a razor blade…
It’d look just like a pea. Rolling down…. a… four… lane… highway…

Best Kamala:

(cathymv) – “Who do we have to blow to never see this photo again!!

Best Reference to a Previous Caption Contest:

(Dusty Pitts) – ““We’re safe, Joe. All the budgies have landed on Angela again.”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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