This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ brought out the creepy factor for Halloween as well as many creative blends of the terms “RINO” and “DINO”.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (rodney dill) – “This year Halloween is being replaced by “Trick or Socialism.””
(yetanotherjohn) – “Actually, Mitt forgot that McCain had died but heck, if you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with.”
2) (Joe_Miller) – “It used to contain his integrity but now it’s filled with the love of the left-wing media.”
(Porkopolis) – “Leave it to Beaver Redux”
3) (Mary Gehman) – “‘Here’s a box of live ammunition…just in case there are any prop guns on this set…””
(Blues Harper) – “Where’s Alec Baldwin when you need him?”
4)(guido81_MA) – “I got you some magic underwear.”
(McGeehee) – ““Chuck Schumer asked me to give you this. He swears it’s just a wristwatch.””
5) (EricSteel) – “Pierre Delicto as Pepe Le Pew”
(Brian Brandt) – “If Pepe Le Pew were a human.”
6) (RadiCalMan) – “Would you like to check out my binder? I could put you in it!”
(patriciamcc) – “How about you and I switch parties? Then we’d both be where we belong.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(fustian24) – “Mitt hands over his balls to Sinema.
It’s not like he was using them.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Paul Hooson) – “Mormon porn always starts out like this, but then a few more wives walk in…”
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(cathymv) – “Bidens American Hitting the leftists hard:
“The mill’s closed. There’s no more work. We’re destitute. I’ve got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.””
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(retired military) – “Another 2 people trying out for the Hillary and I will never be President club”
Best Banter Weight:
(Dusty Pitts) – “I saw Angela Covered in Budgies open for The Kinks in ’79.”
Best Kamala:
(Mary Gehman) – ““Who do I have to blow around here for a Krispy Kreme…???””
Best reference to a previous caption contest:
(retired military) – “Mitt “I’m trying out for the part of a Scottish dancer””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.