This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that dementia is a serious problem in America and that William Shatner sure is in good mental shape for his age.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (EricSteel) – ““…and when I snap my fingers you will wake up, and will talk incoherently…”
Anderson Cooper, world’s worst hypnotist”
(Patrick_McHargue) – ““Oh, good. I am wearing shoes.””
2) (Par4Course) – “Check him for a pulse. It looks like rigor mortis is already setting in.”
(BluesHarper) – “Second attempt to spell cat.”
3) (Dusty Pitts) – “ANSWER LOADING: 45%”
(guido81_MA) – “It appears that some ingenious young lady washed her hair with chloroform.”
4)(yetanotherjohn) – “Maybe if we place a young redhead under his nose he will pep up.”
(Mike) – ““Low battery warning!””
5) (Retired military) – “Global warming! Is there nothing it cannot do?”
(Paul Hooson) – ““Obviously, a major malfuntion!”.”
6) (MickMcMick) – ““…and now I will awaken the subject, and when I say “Let’s Go Brandon,” he will get into a war with China.””
(patriciamcc) – ““Tell me about the rabbits.” (Of Mice & Men)”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(ulley) – “So this is what a No Strings Attached presidency looks like.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Tom Morrow) – “Anderson: “And now, let me introduce a man who I’d gladly kneel before – and you know what I mean!””
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(rodney dill) – ““Simon says, raise your right hand… OK, Joe, you’re out again.””
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(KaptainKrude) – “What chance does Hillary have of being President? Well, Anderson, let’s just say I’m standing on top of it. Heh heh heh. Now where’s my pudding?”
Best Banter Weight:
(Mary Gehman) – “But wait…there’s more…we’ll also send you a Word-Salad-Shooter at no extra charge!!!”
Best Kamala:
(cathymv) – “Biden: who do I gotta blow to get outta here???
Anderson: I’m right here!!!! Literally right in front of you……”
Best reference to a previous caption contest:
(Brian Brandt) – “Two weeks ago he got his fingers mixed up. Now he’s trying it with his feet.”
Best Haiku:
(EricSteel) – “Jill is proud of me
I can change my underwear
Sometimes poopy in there”
The ultra rare “TOO SOON” award:
(fustian24) – “A moment of silence for Alec Baldwin…”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
