Winners Weekend Caption Contest, Week of October 8, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ shows us the one person in America feeling really lucky right now.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (guido81_MA) – “Good Lord, he even stammers when he tries to flip you the bird.

AND

(EricSteel) – “He even stutters when flipping the bird.

(ulley) – “Breaking news the presidents Hand Puppet kidnapped.

2) (Rick Adams) – ““Sxx? X gxt thx jxb xnd X dxn’t sxx whxt xll thx fxss xs xbxxt. Nx sxdx-xffxcts xt xll!”

(rodney dill) – “The ASL sign for “Out of Service.”

3) (RadiCalMan) – “Just call me Brandon!

(Vagabond661) – “When Biden plays with superglue.

4)(fustian24) – “That Afghanistan thing was so successful, Biden is planning to withdraw the troops from West Point and Annapolis!

(Joe_Miller) – ““AOC and Schumer did this to me last Friday.”

5) (Mary Gehman) – ““…And you thought only my tongue was twisted…”

(RockThisTown) – “Hope and strange.

6) (cathymv) – “Joe Biden sending gang hand signals to Corn Pop

(Par4Course) – “President Biden demonstrates his alternative to wearing a mask.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Dusty Pitts) – “Oddly enough, that’s how he was holding up his right hand while taking his oath of office.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Brian Brandt) –

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(Mike) – “Putin taught me this. It’s our secret handshake!

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(KaptainKrude) – “I promise, you’ll get the nomination next time, Hillary!

Best Banter Weight:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Oh, so when he promised to obey the constitution he had his fingers crossed … that explains a lot actually.

Best Kamala:

(Retired military) – “Reporter “How do you know that Kamala said no?”
Biden “Her legs look like this”

Best Limerick:

(fustian24) – “There once was a Prez who’s a cheat.
And even his son’s a deadbeat!
But with fingers like those,
All tied up in bows,
There won’t ever be a mean tweet!

Best reference to a previous caption contest:

(McGeehee) – ““Next weekend’s caption photo may be of that hottie, Angela Merkel again!”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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