Winners Weekend Caption Contest, Week of October 1, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ is brought to you by the letter “O”, as in “oats” and “oaf”.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (cathymv) – “see, you just push your hands together… and it makes a clapping sound! See how easy that is??

(KaptainKrude) – “Hey, would ya look at that? The first picture of two boobs no one wants to see on the Internet!

2) (patriciamcc) – ““Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results.” Margaret Atwood

(Mike) – “The only known photograph in existence of AOC and Chuck Schumer with their hands NOT in other people’s pockets!

3) (Tom Morrow) – ““What we’re going to do to America will make what Germany and the Soviet Union did to Poland look like a My Little Pony birthday party!”

(yetanotherjohn) – ““I heard you were a reliably democratic voter in the sack … you know, dead.”

4)(Brian Brandt) – “Schumer: “You’re three . . . three . . . three-and-a-half trillion times a lady.

(Paul Hooson) – “Two people funnier than Amy Schumer?

5) (rodney dill) – “Whaddya get when you cross a pig and a [email protected]?
A 3.5 Trillion dollar Infrastructure bill.

(ulley) – “I warned you there was a squeezebox thief around here.

6) (Diogenes Sarcastica) – ““You try and primary me you little witch, they’ll find you in the East River with concrete shoes on.”

(EricSteel) – “Schumer, “Hey AOC do you know the one about the NY Senator that won by pissing off the Jewish vote?”
AOC, “No”
Schumer, “And you never will”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(fustian24) – “Isn’t this how you get mules?

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Mary Gehman) – ““…Would you like some hand sanitizer, Sandy? I’ve got some right here in my pocket…the middle one with the zipper…”

AND

(Vagabond661) – ““If you have an opening for me, I have an opening for you.”

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(guido81_MA) – “So tell me, AOC, just how big was Joe Biden’s….you know, the thing?

Best Banter Weight:

(RadiCalMan) – “She’s not a horse, she’s a horse’s a$$!

Best Kamala:

(Retired military) – “Schumer “What is ugly, brown and about 3 and a half feet tall?”
AOC “I dont know”
Schumer “Kamala at a job interview”

Best reference to a previous caption contest:

(RockThisTown) – ““Psst . . . know any Scottish dancers?”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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