Winners Weekend Caption Contest, Week of September 24, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that Kevin seems to spend hours scouring the internet for photos of Angela Merkel…not that there’s anything wrong with it.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – “What’s that buzzard doing in with those parrots?

(Mary Gehman) – ““I was going to run for Chancellor again, but I ‘chickened’ out…I figured it would be a ‘wild goose chase’…now, I’m a ‘lame duck’…”

2) (Porkopolis) – “Tweetstorm

(Retired military) – “Merkel poses with at least 8 things smarter than Joe Biden

3) (rodney dill) – “Crouching parakeets, Hidden goose.

(RadiCalMan) – “Coming this fall… “The Birds” remake!

4)(ulley) – “Proof that Merkel would be hopeless as a scarecrow.

(Dusty Pitts) – “These aren’t the hot chicks Hunter was hoping for.

5) (Tom Morrow) – “And for her next act, she bites their heads off.

(Vagabond661) – “Not shown: Dogs humping her legs.

6) (Brian Brandt) – “The one on her right shoulder is saying, “Let the Wussians sell you Nord Stweam gas. What could go wong.”

(Patrick_McHargue) – “These aren’t microphones at all!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor2) – “It’s 2061 and Greta Thunberg is all grown up.” (Thanks!)

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(KaptainKrude) – “Ju are hiding unvaxxinated people under ze floorboardz of jur houze, iz thiz not true? How do I know? Letz juzt zay that a leetle bird told me. *laughs in German*

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(RockThisTown) – “The last time I saw a mouth like that . . it had Joe’s foot in it.

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(Joe_Miller) – “Merkel learns that Hillary has just been made a Chancellor.

Best Banter Weight:

(cathymv) – “I’m predicting that no human has to do with her making that face!!

Best Kamala:

(guido81_MA) – “Vas ist los? I getz all zees parrots und Kamala gets only eine cockatoo and swallow.

Best Haiku:

(EricSteel) – “German Leader Screams
Colorful birds sit and shit
Say Arbeit Macht Frei

Best reference to a previous caption contest:

(yetanotherjohn) – “What is it with maskless political leaders yelling their heads off?

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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