Winners Wizbang Caption Contest, Week of September 3, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features a photo that was destined to be here from the moment it first hit the internet.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (cathymv) – “Dear God, Can we get Trump back?

(guido81_MA) – “Don’t blame me, I told those Marines to get vaccinated.

2) (yetanotherjohn) – “What’s the most progressive thing about Joe Biden?
His dementia

(fustian24) – “…and we’ll be sending a couple of aircraft carriers to Afghanistan that we forgot to leave behind…

3) (BluesHarper) – “Biden gets his tongue stuck in his tie.

(Brian Brandt) – “What happens in the back of Biden’s cerebral cortex stays in the back of Biden’s cerebral cortex.

4)(rodney dill) – “It’s not dementia if you were always this dumb.

(Retired military) – “Biden “So we missed the monthly jobs prediction by 500,000. So what. Hell we left more people than that in Afghanistan”

5) (RadiCalMan) – “Hey I’m still batting 1.000… haven’t made a correct foreign policy decision since 1973!

(Par4Course) – “Dear God, please give me a clue.

6) (EricSteel) – “Isn’t this the same thing that happens when Jeff Dunham pulls his hand out of Walter?

(Tom Morrow) – ““Looks like I gotta prepare 3 envelopes.”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Mary Gehman) – ““…OOPS! I just had a premature evacuation…”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Paul Hooson) – “Hands on, except for the presidency?

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(McGeehee) – ““At this rate I’ll never be president.”

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(KaptainKrude) – ““And please, for the love of… um, You, whatever else happens and I die, and Kamala dies, and Pelosi, and, um, whoever else, please, don’t let Hillary become President.”

*booming voice from above*: No worries, Joe. Even Hillary knows that Hillary will never be President.

Best Banter Weight:

(RockThisTown) – ““Stand up, Stephen, let them see ya! Oh, God love ya, what am I talkin’ about?”

That’s what we’d like to know, Joe.

Best Kamala:

(ulley) – “For goddness sake Kamala pull that zip down before you circumcise me.

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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