Weekend Caption Contest Winners, Week of July 30, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us how much we share with Great Britain. Especially when it comes to that intersection of twits and leaders…

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (McGeehee) – ““Should’ve used Beano.”

(Joe_Miller) – “Happens every time Charles flaps his ears.

2) (Tom Morrow) – “I see that Boris is as adept at opening umbrellas as he is at making intelligent COVID policy.

(cathymv) – “This is what happens when you don’t have the Marines holding your umbrella for you.

3) (BluesHarper) – ““Look! I’m Joe Biden.”

(fustian24) – “ dunno about their pronouns, but I believe they identify as “twits”.

4)(Mike) – “Bumbershoot bumbershot.

(guido81_MA) – “Awwwww, BUMBERSHOOT!

5) (rodney dill) – ““He’ll never figure it out… It’s over his head.”

(Brian Brandt) – “Queue the chimney sweeps.

6) (Paul Hooson) – “And, now for something completely different from the Bureau Of Silly Umbrellas…

(engineer) – “Boris Johnson demonstrates the latest Covid prevention device

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Asked my iPhone, “Surely I don’t need an umbrella today?”.

Siri replied “Yes, and don’t call me Shirley”.

Turns out I left Airplane mode on.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Vagabond661) – “Let me know you’re uncircumcised without telling me you’re uncircumcised.

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(RockThisTown) – “And we thought we had a leader who makes a bloody spectacle of himself . . .

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(Kaptain Krude) – ““Give us a sign if Hillary will never be President…”


“…. any sign, any sign at all!”

Best Banter Weight:

(Rick Adams) – “More like the witless protection program.

Best Kamala:

(Retired military) – “Man standing “Who do I have to blow to get a seat around here?”

Best reference to a previous caption contest:

(Mary Gehman) – ““…at least I’m not launching a giant penis into space…”
(I thought I’d already typed this caption, but it seemed to disappear???)

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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