This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us how much we share with Great Britain. Especially when it comes to that intersection of twits and leaders…
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (McGeehee) – ““Should’ve used Beano.””
(Joe_Miller) – “Happens every time Charles flaps his ears.”
2) (Tom Morrow) – “I see that Boris is as adept at opening umbrellas as he is at making intelligent COVID policy.”
(cathymv) – “This is what happens when you don’t have the Marines holding your umbrella for you.”
3) (BluesHarper) – ““Look! I’m Joe Biden.””
(fustian24) – “ dunno about their pronouns, but I believe they identify as “twits”.”
4)(Mike) – “Bumbershoot bumbershot.”
(guido81_MA) – “Awwwww, BUMBERSHOOT!”
5) (rodney dill) – ““He’ll never figure it out… It’s over his head.””
(Brian Brandt) – “Queue the chimney sweeps.”
6) (Paul Hooson) – “And, now for something completely different from the Bureau Of Silly Umbrellas…”
(engineer) – “Boris Johnson demonstrates the latest Covid prevention device”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(yetanotherjohn) – “Asked my iPhone, “Surely I don’t need an umbrella today?”.
Siri replied “Yes, and don’t call me Shirley”.
Turns out I left Airplane mode on.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Vagabond661) – “Let me know you’re uncircumcised without telling me you’re uncircumcised.”
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(RockThisTown) – “And we thought we had a leader who makes a bloody spectacle of himself . . .”
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(Kaptain Krude) – ““Give us a sign if Hillary will never be President…”
FOOMP!
“…. any sign, any sign at all!””
Best Banter Weight:
(Rick Adams) – “More like the witless protection program.”
Best Kamala:
(Retired military) – “Man standing “Who do I have to blow to get a seat around here?”
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Best reference to a previous caption contest:
(Mary Gehman) – ““…at least I’m not launching a giant penis into space…”
(I thought I’d already typed this caption, but it seemed to disappear???)”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
