Weekend Caption Contest Winners; Week of July 23, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates the amazing human spirit and drive to break barriers…and phallic jokes.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – “You’d think it would launch from the Johnson Space Center!

(Paul Hooson) – “In order to comply with FCC decency standards…

2) (EricSteel) – “Viagra for Billionaires

(Brian Brandt) – “Five minutes in space. I’d be more impressed if he could last on a Spirit flight with a kid kicking the back of his seat for two hours.

3) (Vagabond661) – “Bezos inserts himself in the space program.

(ulley) – ““Proof you don`t need balls to fly into space.”

4)(yetanotherjohn) – “All I’m saying is that Bezos seems a tad obsessed with the phallic shape.

(Mary Gehman) – ““…In hindsight, I think we should’ve named it The ‘Trojan’ Horse…”

5) (Par4Course) – “Teenage Jeff Bezos’ dream: “If I had a billion dollars, I’d build a giant dildo-shaped rocket and launch myself into space.” In America, dreams come true.

(guido81_MA) – “On the 52nd anniversary of the Apollo 11 mission (ahem) comes Noballo 1

6) (Porkopolis) – “Prime Time

(Tom Morrow) – “Dr. Evil: “Something’s missing…”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(rodney dill) – “Destination… Uranus.

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(RockThisTown) – “Sleepy Joe was so excited to hear about the newest Space Invaders, b/c it’s so near & dear to his heart.

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(Retired military) – “Hillary ventures into space to become the president of the Moon because she will never be President of the US.

Best Banter Weight:

(Patrick_McHargue) – “Bending over? I thought it was ‘on her knees.’

Best Kamala:

(Blues Harper) – “How to make Kamala Harris swoon.

Best reference to a previous caption contest:

(Rick Adams) – ““…and then he offered me a position on his staff…”

Best comment not involving some form of phallic reference:

(Kaptain Krude) – “Announcer: Welcome back to Earh, the latest millionaire to visit space!
Jeff Bezos: But I was a billionaire when I left Earth?
Announcer: That was before the divorce went through, Jeff.

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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