Weekend Caption Contest Winners, Week of July 16, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was one big “Best Kamala”/ “Most Inappropriate” festival. All of you give yourselves a pat on the back. Now on to the other winners…

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – “Well, we know where she isn’t…

anywhere near the border.

(cathymv) – “Look who wants to be head coach now…….

2) (Blues Harper) – “Whoopi Goldberg and Kamala Harris join in at the Democrat’s Donkey Braying Contest.

(RadiCalMan) – “You girls are so fortunate! Five years ago, I would be bustin’ your butts with long prison times and throwin’ you all under the bus to further my political future.

3) (RockThisTown) – “That’s more people than ever attended a Joe campaign event.

(Porkopolis) – “Veep Sheep

4)(Paul Hooson) – “Her visit to South of the Detroit border?

(Par4Course) – “Kamala gives cackling lessons to her fans.

5) (ulley) – ““Oh my god it`s Joe Biden”

(Patrick_McHargue) – “Celebrating diversity!

6) (Joe_Miller) – ““How can I use these people, right now, to further my ambitions,”

–playing on a continuous loop in her head

(Brian Brandt) – “Get out and meet some people, they said. Cute kids. It’ll show you’re a ‘Woman of the People,’ and beloved by the masses, they said.

But then one girl had the misfortune to mention Willy Brown, and the screeching began . . .

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Rick Adams) – ““…and then he offered me a position on his staff…”

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(Retired military) – “The gas staton down the street had a sign that said “I miss mean tweets and $1.79 a gallon gas”

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(yetanotherjohn) – “With the Russian Elections coming up, a reporter asks Russian President Vladimir Putin a question at a press conference. “With Hillary Clinton almost becoming president, and Kamala Harris being elected the Vice President in the United States, do you think that a Russian woman could ever rise up to the highest office of our great nation and become president?” President Putin responds immediately with a resounding “NO.” without any hesitation, shocking all the reporters. “Why do you think that Mr. Putin?” the reporter asks, surprised and confused at the blunt dismissal. Vladimir calmly looks at the reporter and says “Because I am not a woman.”

Best Banter Weight:

(McGeehee) – ““YOU get autographed kneepads! And YOU get autographed kneepads! And you, and you, and you! EVERYBODY GETS AUTOGRAPHED KNEEPADS!!!”

Best Reference to a Previous Caption Contest:

(KaptainKrude) – ““ha ha *snort snort* So you girls are from the other side of the tracks in the Highlands? *snort snort* So how come you aren’t wearing plaid? *snort ha ha snort* How come Kate didn’t see you? *snort ha ha snort* So when do we get haggis? *ha ha snort ha ha*”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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