This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ proves that you can find a photograph of almost anything these days. And find people to write over 200 captions about said photograph.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (yetanotherjohn) – “Bless me father for I have spinned.”
(rodney dill) – “Pope: “…and I wear your underwear all the time, the nuns just love ’em.””
2) (Rick Adams) – ““Well, that’s okay every once in a while… as long as you don’t get into the habit.””
(KaptainKrude) – ““So you’re the one responsible for this COVID thing?”
I’m not Batman, yer Holiness.”
3) (Retired military) – “The latest episode of “Great rap battles of history” left a lot to be desired.”
(Porkopolis) – “Arachnophilia”
4)(Paul Hooson) – ““Are you Catholic, my son?”.
“No, Marvel”.”
(Par4Course) – “A fictional hero and Spiderman.”
5) (Vagabond661) – “Spiderman 4: No One Expects a Spanish Inquisition”
(guido81_MA) – “Spiderman, Spiderman!
Does whatever at the Vat-i-can
Spins a web any size,
To catch a commie in a papal disguise.”
6) (ulley) – “I think you`re using the Internet to much Mr Trump.”
(Joe_Miller) – ““Papal? I thought I was meeting someone from PayPal.””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Mary Gehman) – ““…You should really check out my ‘web’-site…””
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(EricSteel) – “Kid swinger vs web slinger”
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(McGeehee’s Mustache) – ““And then Biden asked me if I invented the World Wide Web.”
“I’m sorry, Señor, but who the H-E-double toothpicks ARE you!?””
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(cathymv) – “Spiderman: Come with me, Hillary knows she will never be President, and shes now targeting the Papacy.”
Best Banter Weight:
(rodney dill) – “Who invited Hillary?”
Best Kamala:
(Tom Morrow) – ““Your Holiness, who do I have to blow to go to heaven?”
“You’re looking at him.””
Best Reference to a Previous Caption Contest:
(RockThisTown) – ““Thanks for shaking my hand & not making me do the BoJo elbow bump.””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
