Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of June 11, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ has just so many levels of wrong. And you all seemed to find every one!

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Mary Gehman) – ““…Who knew it would be so much fun to make an arms deal…???”

(fustian24) – “Biden would have been here but the elbow bump is beyond his current motor skills.

2) (cathymv) – “Is france surrendering again??

(rodney dill) – ““Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?”
“Nope, uh… I don’t think Hillary was even invited.”

3) (Rick Adams) – “Allemande left with the corner maid,
Meet your own and promenade.

(KaptainKrude) – “Left to right (no, not politically):

“Oh, that sets my girlish heart a-flutter! Somebody’s going to be getting a special gift tonight: a sweater!”
“Zis iz ze way my forefathers would have confronted one of zees English pig: behind a thick shield, underneath the honorable white flag of surrender!”
“Crikey! That’s the mate who had the taste slapped out of his mouth by some wanker! I should give ‘im the advice me father gave me: orv wi’ ‘is head!”
“This is the worst sword fight I’ve ever seen!”

4)(Patrick_McHargue) – “International Elbonics

(Mike) – ““Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”

5) (Tom Morrow) – “Now let’s swap wives!

(EricSteel) – “International Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Competition!

Round 1: Pepe Le Pew vs Boris the Spider

6) (guido81_MA) – “Johnson & Macron demonstrate effective Anti-Sniffing maneuvers to their wives prior to meeting with Joe Biden.

(ulley) – “Nobody told us that Pritt Stick wasn`t an underarm deodorant.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Brian Brandt) – “Macron: “Hey, Boris, congratulations on your hot babe!”
Johnson: “Thanks Emmanuel, congrats to you for snagging her grandmother!”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(See Best Banter Weight below)

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(RockThisTown) – “Joe would be there, except he called a lid on the G7 at G three-and-a-half.

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(McGeehee’s Vast Mustache) – ““Will Hillary Clinton ever be President of France?”

“Merde, non!”

Best Banter Weight:

(Paul Hooson) and (yetanotherjohn) for their incredible Toobin banter

Best Kamala:

(Retired military) – “Woman in Pink “Who do I have to blow to get a young good looking man in my life?”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™
Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™