This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ makes me glad he didn’t get the motorcycle, the clothes, or the gun. Otherwise, he’d be shooting up the woods all around DC.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (yetanotherjohn) – “My name is Joe Biden and…
I forget this message.”
(Vagabond661) – “I thought you used the wax museum picture a couple of weeks ago.”
2) (Brian Brandt) – “Barely keeping his head above water.”
(Joe_Miller) – “I like that they cropped out the part where he’s drooling uncontrollably.”
3) (guido81_MA) – “Well I’m heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I’m a peeping-tom creep who likes to plagiarize
Things are going great, and, c’mon man, they’re only getting better
I’m doing all right, the media’s giving me good grades
The future’s so bright, I gotta wear…you know, these things.”
AND
(rodney dill) – “I study political science
gotta cabinet full of asses
I’m a crazy world leader, that wears dark glasses
Things are not so great, but high taxes make them better.
I’m doing all right, pulling off the charade
Your future’s a blight, but I gotta wear shades
You’ve got no job waiting for your graduation
Fifty thou a year — getting taxed in arrears
Things are not so great, and they’re never getting better
but I’m doing all right, pulling off the charade
Your future’s a blight, and I’m gonna wear shades
Well I’m liberally blessed, but not worldly wise
I’m a sniffing-hair lecher, for Kamala’s hair ties.
Things are not so great, gave up trying to make it better.
but I’m doing all right, ’cause you’ve been getting played
I am not that bright, but still gotta wear shades
I study political science
gotta cabinet full of asses
I’m a crazy world leader, that wears dark glasses
Things are not so great, and they’re never getting better
I’m doing all right, pulling off the charade
Your future’s a blight, but I gotta wear shades”
AND
(Porkopolis) – “The Future Is So Blight You Gotta Wear Shades”
(Mike) – “Nature abhors Joe Biden’s head.”
4)(BluesHarper) – “Tool Time Taylor’s neighbor seems to have gotten creepier.”
(engineer) – “Reporter: “Mr. President, why do you wear sunglasses all the time/”
Biden: ” To look cool.”
Reporter: “You look really cool, we are delighted with your answer.”
Biden: “Dilated? Look Fat, who told you my eyes were dilated from drugs they’re feeding me? Was it that Camel lady?””
5) (Par4Course) – “Shades of dementia.”
(fustian24) – “Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this President what I elected not half a term ago from this very boutique.
Oh yes, the, uh, the Delaware Blue…What’s,uh…What’s wrong with it?
I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it, my lad. ‘E’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with it!
No, no, ‘e’s uh,…he’s resting. Remarkable bird, the Delaware Blue, idn’it, ay? Beautiful plumage!”
6) (RadiCalMan) – “What we have here, is a failure of a President to be able to communicate coherently!”
(Tyronne Shoelaces) – “Hide your kiddies!”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(RockThisTown) – “Born to be mild . . .”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Tom Morrow) – “Xi’s view when he looks down.”
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(McGeehee’s Vast Mustache) – ““Damn the rutubagas, full steam atrunalimunumaprzure!””
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(EricSteel) – “Hillary Clinton will never wear my Ray Bans”
Best Banter Weight:
(cathymv) – “kamalas view when she looks up”
Best Kamala:
(Mary Gehman) – ““Who do I have to blow around here for some Elton John sunglasses…””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
