Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of May 21, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates Joe Biden reaching the wonderful accomplishment of taking up space in yet another useless fashion.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (guido81_MA) – “If they put a wick on the top of his head, there’s a potential that they could make him appear to be bright.

(rodney dill) – “He’ll be placed right where he belongs. In the Wacks Museum.

2) (Mary Gehman) – “(Stock Market) Crash Test Dummy…???

(Rick Adams) – “Pull the string to hear one of 40 catchphrases!

* C’mon, man!
* You dog faced pony soldier!
…fill in the rest

3) (RadiCalMan) – “It’s just not a good likeness. He should be smelling her hair and pinching her butt!

(Vagabond661) – “Already signed 4 Executive Orders.

4)(fustian24) – “Biden insisted that his wax figure be vaccinated before it could shown without a mask.

(Porkopolis) – “More Wane Than Wax.

5) (KaptainKrude) – “I’ve never seen a statue that was smarter than the original source material.

(Tom Morrow) – “Unlike Dorian Gray’s picture, Biden’s wax dummy gets better-looking and smarter as the actual Idiot Joey ages and dulls.

6) (McGeehee’s Dispirited whatever) – “If only they could put him on “pause” for more than a touch-up by his official taxidermist.

(Brian Brandt) – “When do they place the little cartoon stars and question marks that fly around his head?

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Joe_Miller) – “Unlike the original, this one’s almost life-like.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Smells like Gwyneth Paltrow.

AND

(ulley) – “Biden prefers his touch ups a lot lower.

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(RockThisTown) – “Comes complete with 1000 gaffes, enough to last, oh . . . maybe a week.

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(EricSteel) – “There will never be a wax statue of President Hillary Clinton.

Best Banter Weight:

(cathymv) – “He got a Kamala instead – you keep all your hair but they suck your soul out

Best Kamala:

(Retired military) – “Woman “Who do I have to blow to work on a model of someone intelligent”

Best “I don’t know what’s going on here but…”:

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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