Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of April 16, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ just captures the country’s current situation so well. But it’s even better with captions!

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Porkopolis) – “Heard over the Secret Service Walkie Talkie:

“…Cancel the Amber-Alert…We’ve found him…”

(McGeehee) – ““All my friends here — stand up, everybody! God love ya!”

2) (cathymv) – “Awww.. how nice… Joe is visiting all of Hillarys assassinations

(EricSteel) – “Come on man! How dare the Republicans remove these valiant servicemen from the voter rolls?

3) (Rodney G. Graves) – “Demented senile pretender walks among his most reliable supporters…

(yetanotherjohn) – “[Verse 1]
Lying pols from D.C.
Feckless men who pimp and lie
Men who never mean what they say
The gutless men of the far left

[Chorus]
Without a hair upon their chest
These are men, America’s worst
One hundred men will vote today
But only three have voter ID

[Verse 2]
Trained to live off taxpayer’s funds
Trained in racism everywhere
Men who lie by night and day
Courage lacks from the far left

[Chorus]
Without a hair upon their chest
These are men, America’s worst
One hundred men will vote today
But only three have voter ID

[Verse 3]
Back at home a young guy waits
His antifa has met his fate
He had died for to oppress
Leaving him this last request

[Chorus]
Put no hair on my son’s chest
Make him one of America’s worst
He’ll be a man they’ll vote one day
Have him win the far left

4)(Mary Gehman) – “In Other News… There was an earthquake at Arlington National Cemetery today when record numbers rolled over in their graves…

(RockThisTown) – “Joe is masked & staying 6 feet away, but the 6 feet could change any minute.

5)(Mike) – ““I hear patriotism is contagious. That’s why I’m wearing a mask.”

(ulley) – “I love working the Graveyard shift.

6) (fustian24) – “And every one of them is marked a Covid death!

(Tom Morrow) – “This is the unity I want for all Americans!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Patrick_McHargue) – “Biden walks through a Democrat voter rally.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Joe_Miller) – “Appropriate place for his Presidential portrait.

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(RadiCalMan) – “All of these dog-faced pony soldiers need to have double masks on their headstones. Come on man!

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(KaptainKrude) – ““And you have a better chance of being elected than Hillary…. and you have a better chance of being elected than Hillary….. and you have a better chance of being elected than Hillary… “

Best Banter Weight:

(IceWizard) – “This is a great “update” for the Green Beret
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Best Kamala:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Joe, when you asked who you had to blow and I told you something big and black, I didn’t mean the microphone … now put that down.</em

That's all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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