This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that we have more in common with North Korea than we realized until political events over the past five months.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Mary Gehman) – ““At least I didn’t fall up the stairs when I got on this bus…””
(BluesHarper) – “Who do I have to blow….. up?”
2) (Retired military) – “Obviously he heard that Biden plans on running for reelection in 2024”
(EricSteel) – “In North Korea the press would die if they challenged Kim Jong-Un
In the US, the press would rather die than challenge Joe Biden.”
3) (Rick Adams) – ““So, what has enchanted you the most about being Supreme Leader?””
(rodney dill) – ““What’s black and white and red all over?”
“An integrated communist school, Ha!””
4)(Porkopolis) – “Dear Leader pontificates as reporters pretend to take notes with pens that ran out of ink several years ago.”
(Tom Morrow) – ““I am going to roll that daft Biden like a kimbap.””
5) (RadiCalMan) – “We’re back in business boys!!! I’m rocket man, again!!!”
(yetanotherjohn) – “We have to remove Portland from missile targeting … antifa already took care of that one.”
6) (ulley) – “Good news sir, the laxatives are working you`re talking crap again.”
(guido81_MA) – “Trump send B-52 bombers to fly over us, but drop nothing. Biden will send B-52’s, but will drop pallets of cash on us. Happy days are here again!”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(sarahconnor2) – ““Why would we attack the US when we can let Biden do the work for us?””
(Thanks, everyone!)
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Paul Hooson) – “So, this doctor tells him, “you have a bad cataract”.
“Oh no, have Rincoln Continental…”.”
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(Brian Brandt) – ““I guess I should be flattered people are coming because I’m a nice guy.””
AND
(fustian24) – “ That Suez blockage reminds me a lot of Biden’s last press conference, except the blockage is a lot less stupid.”
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(EricSteel) – “I smile because, Hillary Clinton will never be President of North Korea or anywhere.”
Best Banter Weight:
(RockThisTown) – “That’s sexist. What about a Communist Womanifestival . . ?”
Best Kamala:
(KaptainKrude) – ““So then I terr Kamara, I say, tie his shoes together so that he farr up the stairs, and I donate to her ‘pwesidential fund’. The more time he farr, I donate more. She raugh and say, ‘consider it done’. Rittle do she know, she has to correct my ‘donation’ with her kneepads! Ho ho ho!””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
