Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of March 12, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates the well thought out and planned immigration policies of the Biden administration.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (guido81_MA) – “This one smells pretty good. Categorize him in the “Hairy Leg Rubbing” group and put him in a…a…whatever CNN is calling the “cages” now.

(Brian Brandt) – “Somebody help me lift this kid into the van. I sprained my shoulder ripping him out of his mother’s arms.” AND (Rick Adams) – “Another jackbooted border patrol thug cruelly tearing a confused and terrified unaccompanied child from the arms of his–wait. Unaccompanied. So there are no parents to… hold on, I’m confused.

2) (fustian24) – “They grind these up to make that serum they use to make Biden coherent for an hour or so…

(retired military) – “And the Biden welcome wagon greets another new democrat voter.

3) (McGeehee) – ““He venido a averiguar qué significa ‘trunalimunumaprzure’.”

(cathymv) – “Looks like AOC is having another tantrum!!

4)(ulley) – “Officer,when I grow up will I have to wear a Diaper over my mouth too.

(RockThisTown) – “Joe to Jill: “Honey, I shrunk the border crisis!”

5) (RadiCalMan) – “OK, I’m here now, where’s my COVID check?

(Joe_Miller) – ““I have a delivery for John Weaver.”

6) (Mike) – “Quiet down, amigo! Yellow mustard is one of the four basic food groups!

(Kaptain Krude) – “I would make a joke about Democratic politicians getting ready to run for office, but all of them are at least 3 decades too old to be this kid. You know, the party of youth and vigor.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(rodney dill) – ““You should’ve thought of that before we left.”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Epstein Island now delivers?

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(Tom Morrow) – “And up you go, Carlito. President Joey wants to smell you.

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(EricSteel) – “Hillary Clinton may never be president, but she gets to call dibs on unaccompanied minors.

Best Banter Weight:

(Brian Brandt)- “If it was Pepe Le Pew we’d have to shoot him.

Best Kamala:

(Mary Gehman) – ““Who do I have to blow around here to get some tequila in my bottle…???”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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