This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us of great Democrat political families through American history: the Cuomos, the Kennedys, the Clintons…
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Mary Gehman) – ““Back off…I’m a Cuomophobe…””
(RockThisTown) – ““Just do what I say and I won’t send you to a nursing home.’”
2) (Joe_Miller) – ““How about a three-way? You, me, and my ego.””
(Blues Harper) – “How your Mom liked it.”
3) (RadiCalMan) – “You’ll do for Tonight!”
(Brian Brandt) – “According to New York’s Covid social distancing rules, Cuomo is not allowed to harass more than three women at any one time.”
4)(fustian24) – “Look, it’s like this. Either you service me right now, or you’ll be cutting hair out on the ice…”
(yetanotherjohn) – “Would you eat me with a fox?
Would you like to bang my box?
Would you screw me here or there?
Would you lick me anywhere?”
5) (Porkopolis) – “Shaken and Stirred.”
(Rick Adams) – ““I am ze captain and you are ze first mate. Promotions will follow quickly!” — Pepe Le Pew” AND (EricSteel) – “‘ello bebe. My name is Pepe Le Pew.”
6) (patriciamcc) – “Cuomo: “You know I could snap your neck with one quick flick of my wrist.””
(ulley) – “You`re not the Harvey Wallbanger I ordered.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(rodney dill) – ““Wanna sit on my lap while I read you Dr. Seuss books?””
AND
(cathymv) – “Someone is channeling his inner Biden!”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Paul Hooson) – “Even weirder? He could invite her to spank him back at his office…
“Bad governor. Bad governor. Who let grandpa die at the nursing home? Bad governor”…”
AND
(Tom Morrow) – “Your job as my “aide” is to “aide” me from getting blue balls.”
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(McGeehee) – ““And then Biden said, ‘If they don’t look uncomfortable, you’re not doing it right.'”/em>”
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(cathymv) – “Nope, like Hillary, you will never be President.”
Best Banter Weight:
(fustian24) – “Now, THAT made me snort!”
Best Kamala:
(rodney dill) – ““I know what you’re thinking… Who do I gotta blow for a personal tour for the seat of Government of New York.””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
