This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ photo reminds us of the excitement brewing for the Biden 2024 campaign!
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (KaptainKrude) – ““Who do you have to blow-dry to get some service around here?””
(Paul Hooson) – ““Help Lifecall. I just got a cap in the ass, fell in a frozen lake, a lady’s getting Gorilla Glue applied to her hair while a dog is humping her leg, and can’t get up!”.”
2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Let me guess, these are some more of those elites who think they should run my life.”
(fustian24) – “First, the drapes. THEN the carpets.” AND (cathymv) – “will the drapes match the carpet? and if so, when is that going to happen… asking for a friend, Joe Biden”
3) (Mike) – “Look lady, I came out here to get my tips frosted!”
(McGeehee) – ““Well, that’s one way to get him to stop swimming nude in front of the Secret Service agents.””
4)(RadiCalMan) – “I think my toxic masculinity is under control. Can I please get out of the water now? My nuts are the size of peas!”
(Brian Brandt) – “Disregard that woman in the water calling for help. She’s a white supremacist.”
5) (Tom Morrow) – “Blow dry? No, I do freeze dried.”
(Par4Course) – “Being an outdoor stylist in Minnesota is a real snow job.”
6) (EricSteel) – “That dog doesn’t have a mask on!”
(Mary Gehman) – ““We offer many different services…would you like to try an Afro-ze, a ‘Bob’-sled, an Eskimo-hawk, a Glacial Facial…???””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(RockThisTown) – ““I want a Bernie Sanders haircut. Just remove the top 1%.””
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Porkopolis) – “Following in the footsteps of the town diner’s Covid blue-plate special, the local hair salon offers couples an outdoor ‘Blue Hair/Blue Balls’ special.
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(fustian24) – “This is so weird, it’s like something Biden would say.”
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(KaptainKrude) – ““The temperature? Why, it’s approaching zero. Which is also the chances of Hillary ever becoming President.””
Best Banter Weight:
(rodney dill) – “Cats and dogs living together. Real end of the world stuff.”
(retired military) – “Woman in chair “Who do I have to blow to get my hair done inside nowadays”
Best “I don’t know what’s going on here but…”:
(Rick Adams) – “I don’t exactly know what’s going on in this photograph, but I do know that Dr. Jill Biden is not President.
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.