This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ turns the gaffe-o-matic up to 11!
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Mary Gehman) – “…boldly going where no man has gaffed before…”
(ulley) – “Call security,someone`s stolen the sunflowers from my Van Gogh painting.”
2) (EricSteel) – “We put an episode of Sesame Street on repeat, and he stands there for hours. Sometimes I hear him from the other room giggling away. Other than when we have to change his diaper now and then, he loves it.”
(Kaptain Krude) – ““Ain’t technology wonderful? Now they’ve got pictures that actually move! What will they think of next?
I wonder where my pudding’s at? It’s usually here by now. I hope I get chocolate again. I like chocolate. I don’t like tapioca. Hee hee, tapioca sounds like ‘tobacco’. Tapioca tobacco. Gee, I wonder if there is such a thing? Jill would know, she’s a good friend. And that Kamala is a good friend, too. Although she likes to get on her knees a lot. I wonder why she does that? Maybe she has congenitally weak knees? Hee hee, congenitally. It has the word ‘genital’ in it. Gen-it-tall. Jen, it tall! I wonder who Jen is? Maybe it’s that new girl who has a face like a dog-pony soldier. Hee hee, remember when I said that? That was a good one! Wait, who am I asking that question to? That question to? Gosh, now I’m starting to sound all educated like that Barack Osama guy. Wonder whatever became of him? I sure do miss him. I’d say something, and he would correct me. Hee hee hee!
Hey, that picture moved again! I wonder where that’s at? It looks so desolate and barren, like the surface of Mars or someplace like that. But that’s ridiculous! We’ve never gone to Mars! I remember seeing that movie Mars Attacks!!. That was a documentary, you know.””
3) (Brian Brandt) – “CNN – There is no news we wanted to cover today, like the impeachment failure, chaos in Portland, the investigation of Governor Cuomo, or failure of wind energy in Texas, but we had to go on the air anyway so look at this picture of Joe Biden.”
(retired military) – “BIden “I dont know what everyone is talking about snow for. I dont see any snow outside”” AND (Vagabond661) – “I don’t see any snow in Texas.”
4)(Joe_Miller) – “Biden pauses, baffled by the plexiglass maze, and wonders if he’ll ever find the cheese.”
(Paul Hooson) – ““When is NASA going to land on the Sun? You have to do that at night, right?”.”
5) (Rick Adams) – “Looks like a pretty easy Mario Kart level.” AND (Patrick_McHargue) – “What channel is Mario Cart?
(rodney dill) – ““If it crashes then I guess we’ll need to build a large wooden badger next.””
6) (McGeehee) – ““Is Dr. Smith in this one? I love it when he insults the robot.””
(fustian24) – “What’s Biden watching?
A test pattern. It’s his favorite show!”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(guido81_MA) – “This looks like one of my campaign rallies.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(RockThisTown) – ““Mr. President . . . Governor Cuomo is on the phone. They’ve found space for you in a NY nursing home.”“
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(Tom Morrow) – “Can somebody call Mr. Klain? Joey’s wandered out of his office again and he’s creeping out the staff, just standing there muttering, “C’mon, man! The thing!” over and over.”
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(cathymv) – “Even on Mars, Hillary will never be President.”
Best Banter Weight:
(yetanotherjohn) – “If a man walks into a plexiglass divider and then forgets about it, did he really walk into the plexiglass divider?”
(Mary Gehman) – ““Who do I have to blow around here for the remote control…””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.