Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of February 12, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ goes for the international flair! Well, maybe not FLAIR…

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (RockThisTown) – “Let me just Smerkel back to you on that.

(rodney dill) – “Another Covid-19 facemask side affect: Merkelface.

2) (Joe_Miller) – “She’s no Lili Von Shtüpp, that’s for damn sure!

(ulley) – “The German version of the Masked Singer was a very low budget affair.

3) (cathymv) – “and all the men in the audience started screaming — put it on!!! put it back on!!!

(RadiCalMan) – “When I put on the mask, I become the “Lone Chancellor”! Hi! Ho! Euros! Away!

4)(Mary Gehman) – ““Ach…tongue…”

(guido81_MA) – “Zuupeerior German engineering hast prroduced zees mask zat ist 1,000% eevective at blocking even zee tiniest zub-atomic particles.

Really?? Then how do you smell?

Ha-ha, I’ll be here all zee veek. Try zee hasenpfeffer.

5) (Brian Brandt) – “This also works well when our no-go areas are burning.

(retired military) – “Joe Biden was glad that his transgender policies were working out so well in Germany

6) (EricSteel) – “I’m so tired…

(Mike) – “Fraulein Greta says, Ve own da vorld und space.
We Heil, Heil right in Frau Merkel’s face
Not to love Frau Merkel is a great disgrace,
So ve Heil, Heil, right in Frau Merkel’s face!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Rick Adams) – ““Name?”

“Angela Merkel.”


“No, I’m just here for a few days.”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Paul Hooson) – “Gonad The Bavarian?

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(McGeehee) – ““…und zen Biden said, ‘Vhy iss ze voman from Murder She Wrote giffink a speech in German?'”

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(fustian24) – “Merkel guffaws as she points out that Hillary will never be Chancellor either.

Best Banter Weight:

(yetanotherjohn) – “and maybe some gray poupon for when he has to chew his arm off.

Best Kamala:

(Tom Morrow) – “Who do I have to blow to get more oil from Russia? Vlad, of course!

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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