This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ goes for the international flair! Well, maybe not FLAIR…
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (RockThisTown) – “Let me just Smerkel back to you on that.”
(rodney dill) – “Another Covid-19 facemask side affect: Merkelface.”
2) (Joe_Miller) – “She’s no Lili Von Shtüpp, that’s for damn sure!”
(ulley) – “The German version of the Masked Singer was a very low budget affair.”
3) (cathymv) – “and all the men in the audience started screaming — put it on!!! put it back on!!!”
(RadiCalMan) – “When I put on the mask, I become the “Lone Chancellor”! Hi! Ho! Euros! Away!”
4)(Mary Gehman) – ““Ach…tongue…””
(guido81_MA) – “Zuupeerior German engineering hast prroduced zees mask zat ist 1,000% eevective at blocking even zee tiniest zub-atomic particles.
Really?? Then how do you smell?
Ha-ha, I’ll be here all zee veek. Try zee hasenpfeffer.”
5) (Brian Brandt) – “This also works well when our no-go areas are burning.”
(retired military) – “Joe Biden was glad that his transgender policies were working out so well in Germany”
6) (EricSteel) – “I’m so tired…”
(Mike) – “Fraulein Greta says, Ve own da vorld und space.
We Heil, Heil right in Frau Merkel’s face
Not to love Frau Merkel is a great disgrace,
So ve Heil, Heil, right in Frau Merkel’s face!”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Rick Adams) – ““Name?”
“No, I’m just here for a few days.””
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Paul Hooson) – “Gonad The Bavarian?”
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(McGeehee) – ““…und zen Biden said, ‘Vhy iss ze voman from Murder She Wrote giffink a speech in German?'””
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(fustian24) – “Merkel guffaws as she points out that Hillary will never be Chancellor either.”
Best Banter Weight:
(yetanotherjohn) – “and maybe some gray poupon for when he has to chew his arm off.”
(Tom Morrow) – “Who do I have to blow to get more oil from Russia? Vlad, of course!”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.