Wizband Caption Contest™ Winners Week of February 5, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ takes across the pond, where we see another wacky comedic moment in progress. Actually, after last week all the presidential portraits refused to be photographed with the current WH occupant.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (RockThisTown) – “The Skittish are coming!
The Skittish are coming!

(Porkopolis) – “As a skilled politician, Boris Johnson knew that he had to get personally involved to overcome the public’s skepticism over the Chinese-developed anal swab test.

2) (yetanotherjohn) – “… now open the doors and there are no people in the mosque, get it?

(Par4Course) – “Boris demonstrates that, contrary to popular opinion, he hasn’t just been sitting around with his thumb up his ass.

3) (rodney dill) – “Boris: “What is the airspeed velocity of an unladed swallow?”

(fustian24) – “So, will this vaccine make us immune from the virus?

We’ll have to circle back on that one…

4)(guido81_MA) – “When you get to my door tell them Boris sent you
Then you can Vax
You can get the COVID Vax
(The COVID Vax) It just feels like a scratch
(The COVID Vax) It may cause a small rash
(The COVID Vax) But keep on wearing your mask
(The COVID Vax) Come get the COVID Vax…

(KaptainKrude) – “Left to right:
–> “So then, you grab the wheel at the 9 o’clock and the 3 o’clock position….”
–> “But I use the metric system!”
–> “I think I tied her scarf too tight.”
–> *thinking* “This is the worst driving instructor I’ve ever seen.”

5) (retired military) – “The thumbs up signal was outlawed after the woman used the 5 finger death touch on Boris.

(ulley) – “Joe Biden denies he`s had an adverse reaction to the new British vaccine.

6) (BluesHarper) – “This means your vote counted in the USA. Free stuff from now on even if you don’t live there. Isn’t America GREAT!!

(McGeehee) – ““…and if I’m re-elected, I’ll bring Clarkson, Hammond, and May back to Top Gear. How do you like that?”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Joe_Miller) – “Weirdest Undercover Boss episode ever.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Paul Hooson) – “Reminds me of that Randy Newman song…”You Can Leave Your Mask On”.

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(EricSteel) – “Boris Johnson can’t even get tabletop football right. Come on man, there is a table right there. – Joe Biden

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(McGeehee) – ““Over there in America, Hillary still isn’t president!”

Best Banter Weight:

(cathymv) – “at least this time, hes not grabbing someone elses!!

Best Kamala:

(Mary Gehman) – ““Who do I have to blow around here for a magic carpet ride…???”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™
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