Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of January 29, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features a great President… and Joe Biden.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rick Adams) – “Honest Abe and Lyin’ Biden.

(Porkopolis) – Not to be outdone by San Francisco’s removal of Lincoln’s name from their schools, Biden announces a commission for renaming the ‘White’ House.

2) (guido81_MA) AND (patriciamcc) – ““America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.”
― Abraham Lincoln

(McGeehee) – ““Government of you dogfaced pony soldiers, by us Democrats, for the Chinese Communist Party, shall not perish from this… you know… thingie.”

3) (fustian24) – “Forget Gamestop. You can’t lose going short on Biden!

(Joe_Miller) – “Hasn’t Joe always been kinda fuzzy?

4)(yetanotherjohn) – “Biden announces the change from the “Lincoln Bedroom” to the “Epstein Bedroom” as the place for top donors to stay when visiting the White House.

(Vagabond661) – “Lincoln: “This is why we used paper ballots.”

5) (rodney dill) – “Opposites attract.

(Mike) – “Abe: “If this is the result, I’m rethinking my whole ‘Preserve the Union’ thing.”

6) (RockThisTown) – “WARNING: Objects in foreground are dementia-ier than they appear.

(RadiCalMan) – “Look! A Lincoln and a Log head!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Brian Brandt) – “Four score and seven brain cells ago I officially passed into dementia.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Mary Gehman) – ““I wonder what’s playing at Ford’s Theater tonight…”

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(EricSteel) – “Well at least I will never have to look at the back of Hilary Clinton’s head.
AND
(KaptainKrude) – ““And I couldn’t have done it without the help of a very special woman. Let’s hear it for Hillary Clinton! Hillary, stand up, won’t you? Hillary, where are you? Oh, that’s right, God love you, you’re not anywhere near here.”

Best Banter Weight:

(cathymv) – “noooooo….go on in…. they got cookies—- girl scout cookies

Best Kamala:

(Paul Hooson) – ““Four score, and oh hell, who I have to blow?”.

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™
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