This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ is our last one of the MAGA era. MASA (Make America Suck Again) starts next week and one of their patron saints is featured in this week’s photo.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Olsoljer) – “As good a place as any for a firing squad……….”
AND (retired military) – “Elsewhere in a just world
Pelosi “I am getting to old to be blindfolded for my birthday surprises”
IN the background. “Ready…..Aim……FIRE”‘
(Vagabond661) – “She’s been upset ever since someone dropped a house on her sister.”
2) (EricSteel) – “Simon Sez, stand on one foot.
Simon Sez, beat Republicans to death
Follow the Constitution.
I didn’t say Simon Sez!”
(Rick Adams) – “Boy, that’s sure a boatload of social workers!”
3) (Tom Morrow) – “Excellent work on the Reichstag fire… er… the assault on the Capitol!”
(RockThisTown) – ““Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for China.””
4)(Brian Brandt) – ““I pledge allegiance to the hag of the United States of America…””
(McGeehee) – ““Any one of you who has ever placed in the Wizbang caption contest, report to the brig for court-martial!””
5) (Porkopolis) – “Pelosi slurring her words in a drunken stupor:
“…Duck, Ducth, Ducx, Grey Goose””
(RadiCalMan) – “Useful Idiots Unite!”
6) (ulley) – “No Madam this is not the Terracotta Warriors exhibition.”
(patriciamcc) – “I am your leader! Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to shoot those deplorable Trump supporters. Shoot to kill. We want them all gone.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Joe_Miller) – “How come they’re not flying monkeys? I was expecting flying monkeys.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(BluesHarper) – ““Show me your Kraken.””
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(fustian24) – “I dunno who that is, but if you can still see the capitol, it’s not Hillary.”
Best Banter Weight:
(rodney dill) – “I thought it was ‘Dust Taco’”
AND (a preview of our new category)
(Mary Gehman) – “Snarky Malarkey? A Gaffe and a Laugh?”
(yetanotherjohn) – “Who did she have to blow to get her own private army?
All of them.”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.