Wizband Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of January 7, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features the biggest threat to America since Donald Trump had two scoops of ice cream.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (retired military) – “Hillary who will never be President sneaks into the capital in disguise

(rodney dill) AND (pokopolis)- “Y… M… C A !

2) (Brian Brandt) – “Yard sale at the Capitol.

(RockThisTown) – “‘Where da Nordic women at?’

3) (yetanotherjohn) – “2021 starts off trying to prove 2020 was a wimp.

(Paul Hooson) – “CroMAGAman?

4)(Rick Adams) – ““Listen, strange buffalo distributing flags is no basis for a system of government!”

(cathymv) – “Looks like Nancy can use a little waxing

5) (RadiCalMan) – “Awoman! Our prayers have been answered!

(citizenpain1) – ““ATTENTION EVERYONE….Don’t eat the brownies from the cafeteria. They contain something.”

6) (fustian24) – “Now, raise your hands if you’re antifa, so we can get you safely out of here before we start arresting people…

(DJD60_TX) – ““We are here to kick ass and chew bubble gum … and we ain’t got no bubble gum”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Mary Gehman) – ““It was easier to get in here than Walmart on Black Friday…”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(rodney dill) – ““Hey, AOC! We finally found someone willing to mate with you.”

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(fustian24) – “They weren’t able to hold this month’s meeting of the Never Going to be President club because nobody could haul Hillary’s fat ass up the stairs…

Best Banter Weight:

(Joe_Miller) – “This guy is my new hero. Here he displays the same kind of contempt for Pelosi that she shows for us.

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(McGeehee) – “Capitol protester, at center, asks, “Which of my horns do I have to blow to win the Wizbang caption contest?”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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