Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of January 1, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that George Orwell was right-“Some animals are more equal than others.” Actually, it’s a pretty sad state of affairs. Let’s hope the New Year gets better FAST.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Brian Brandt) – “Wifey: Hey honey, how can we afford this?
DeBlaz: No problem. I ran my $600 Stimulus check through the Dominion voting machine and it turned into $60,000.

(Vagabond661) – “Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

2) (rodney dill) – “Looks more like the set for a really bad Star Trek episode than a New Year’s celebration.

(RadiCalMan) – “Let’s make like Nero tonight darling and dance the night away while New York city dies in a socialist nightmare!

3) (Rodney G. Graves) – “Danse macabre…

(RockThisTown) – “No, Mayor . . . let’s NOT do the Time Warp. You’ve already jumped to the left.

4)(Porkopolis) – “De Blasio singing into his wife’s ear:

If we can be hypocrites here we can be hypocrites ANYWHERE

(Joe_Miller) – “I rarely say this, but I have to admit that the casting for the remake of Escape from New York is PERFECT!

5) (retired military) – “Cuomo “Hey this guy may be onto something”

(patriciamcc) – “The last, pathetic gasp of the man who destroyed NYC for a generation.

6) (cooker) – ““I think we’re alone now”

(Harry Butts) – “Warren Wilhelm tells New Yorkers to fuck off by interpretive dance.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to: (TIE)

(yetanotherjohn) – “Will the last person leaving New York please turn off the lights … and punch the mayor in the face.

AND

(Rick Adams) – “Black Wives Matter.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Paul Hooson) – ““I like big butts, and I do not lie…”.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(fustian24) – “Dear, I’ll be out of town for a few days. Romney’s called a meeting of the “Never Gonna Be President” club!

Best Banter Weight:

(fustian24) – “I believe that is a Fabergé marital aid.

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(yetanotherjohn) – “It’s obvious who she had to blow to get a ticket to this dance, but who did he have to blow?

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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