This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates the season. And the last caption contest of the hell that was 2020.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Brian Brandt) – “Dear Joe,
I hope you like my Christmas present to you – roller skates.
Love, Kam”
(Mary Gehman) – “Hand Santa-tizer???”
2) (guido81_MA) – “I know this is Christmas
But don’t have some fun
Stay home with your masks on
Don’t go near anyone
And so Happy Christmas
Tis the Season of Lights
Bow down to your masters
And give up all your rights
A very Steri Christmas
And a Fauchi New Year
Just keep your damn masks on
And cower in fear.”
(RadiCalMan) – “As part of Operation Warp Speed, I’m also distributing vaccines to all good little boys and girls!”
3) (retired military) – “Biden wore the outfit because it is the only way he could sniff little kids hair now.”
(Paul Hooson) – “Got a bottle of hand sanitizer for Christmas. Sold it on Ebay. Retired to Florida…”
4)(RockThisTown) – “Weird that Santa had hundreds of elves working for months from a basement, and yet, not one of them won the Presidency.”
(cathymv) – “Someone is wearing that ball sac incorrectly…..”
5) (Mike) – “I know it looks like I’m putting something IN to your stocking, but the truth is, the reason you get such cheesy little gifts in your stockings, is that I rifle through each and every one of them and take OUT the good stuff!
-Love, Santa”
(rodney dill) – “Pedophilia charges were later dropped as it was determined that Santa had only applied sanitizer to childrens’ stockings and wreck’d ’em.”
6) (Rodney G. Graves) – “The new clever disguise for Astro Glide…”
(Joe_Miller) – “Cory Booker’s going to need his beard back when the new congress convenes,”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(yetanotherjohn) – “I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus … and reported them to Governor Newsom for breaking social distancing regulations.”
AND
(sarahconnor2) – ““Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle all the way….
Oh what fun it is-
To have all your constitutional rights shat upon and the economy destroyed and the election blatantly sto-len…””
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
Seriously, who DIDN’T win this category this week?
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(retired military) – “Hillary, who will never be President tried to sneak into the WH again but the Secret Service caught her again.”
Best Banter Weight:
(Brian Brandt) – “And she is just as lovely as I remember her from all those harangues she posted from the Citizen Kontrol Bunker in Munich. I mean Harrizberg, Pennzilwania.
She is zee model for the voman of the New Order, she is . . .
Oh, what the hell am I saying? He doesn’t even make a half-assed attempt to look like a girl.”
Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:
(Harry Butts) – “Who do I have to blow to get the magic of Christmas back? I already tried Rudolf…”
Best Carol:
(fustian24) – “🎵
Grandma got run over by a Cuomo…
Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve
You can say there’s no such thing as COVID
But her death certificate just disagrees.
🎵”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
