This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™…oh whatever. Merry Christmas and please, God, have mercy on our country and save it.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (fustian24) – “Help me!
Please don’t let that creepy Biden guy sniff me again!”
(retired military) – “Boy “So let me get this straight. THe political party who BELIEVES in SCIENCE think that there are 67 genders, and that Joe Biden beat 1 in a QUADRILLION odds not once but at least 4 times to get elected President. I wonder if they want to buy my NY bridge””
2) (Mary Gehman) – ““I see dead people…and they are telling me that they voted for Biden…””
(Paul Hooson) – ““For the love of everything holy, please someone set the dumpster on fire outside!”.”
3) (cathymv) – “Joe Biden in the house… kids start to hide”
(RockThisTown) – “Desperately Seeking the Ghost of Monica Past.”
4)(yetanotherjohn) – “That moment when you find out that re-education camps are going to be for everybody, no matter what age you are.”
(Mike) – “It was bad enough I had to get all dressed up, but when that guy Joe Biden patted me down the second time, it was too much!”
5) (Harry Butts) – “Even little Jeremy is inconsolable at the thought that the demented and execrable Joe Biden will soon be polluting this space.”
(rodney dill) – “Job prospects? Can you say, “You want fries widdat?””
6) (ulley) – “New craze hits the White House-Break Desk Dancing.”
(Blues Harper) – “Find that Kennedy kid’s hiding spot they said. It’ll be fun they said.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(sarahconnor2) – “The moment you realize that as a young, white, male in America you have no future.” (Thanks, everyone, but as the mother of 3 American boys, I’m not finding this funny.)
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Joe_Miller) – “I’m planning to write a history of the Biden Presidency. This is the cover photo.”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(retired military) – “Hillary’s latest disquise let her touch the Resolute desk but she will never be President”
Best Banter Weight:
(Brian Brandt) – “I don’t know, but it’s early yet. I didn’t buy her $75 candle. I just opened a can of sardines.”
Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:
SHAME SHAME SHAME! Not even one entry!
