Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of December 18, 2020

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™…oh whatever. Merry Christmas and please, God, have mercy on our country and save it.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – “Help me!

Please don’t let that creepy Biden guy sniff me again!

(retired military) – “Boy “So let me get this straight. THe political party who BELIEVES in SCIENCE think that there are 67 genders, and that Joe Biden beat 1 in a QUADRILLION odds not once but at least 4 times to get elected President. I wonder if they want to buy my NY bridge”

2) (Mary Gehman) – ““I see dead people…and they are telling me that they voted for Biden…”

(Paul Hooson) – ““For the love of everything holy, please someone set the dumpster on fire outside!”.

3) (cathymv) – “Joe Biden in the house… kids start to hide

(RockThisTown) – “Desperately Seeking the Ghost of Monica Past.

4)(yetanotherjohn) – “That moment when you find out that re-education camps are going to be for everybody, no matter what age you are.

(Mike) – “It was bad enough I had to get all dressed up, but when that guy Joe Biden patted me down the second time, it was too much!

5) (Harry Butts) – “Even little Jeremy is inconsolable at the thought that the demented and execrable Joe Biden will soon be polluting this space.

(rodney dill) – “Job prospects? Can you say, “You want fries widdat?”

6) (ulley) – “New craze hits the White House-Break Desk Dancing.

(Blues Harper) – “Find that Kennedy kid’s hiding spot they said. It’ll be fun they said.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor2) – “The moment you realize that as a young, white, male in America you have no future.” (Thanks, everyone, but as the mother of 3 American boys, I’m not finding this funny.)

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Joe_Miller) – “I’m planning to write a history of the Biden Presidency. This is the cover photo.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(retired military) – “Hillary’s latest disquise let her touch the Resolute desk but she will never be President

Best Banter Weight:

(Brian Brandt) – “I don’t know, but it’s early yet. I didn’t buy her $75 candle. I just opened a can of sardines.

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

SHAME SHAME SHAME! Not even one entry!

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