Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of December 4, 2020

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ kind of sums up the antics of the left the last four years for me. What can I say?

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Mary Gehman) – ““…What? I’m busy signing the MAGA Carta…”

(rodney dill) – “You’re deskpicable.

2) (Rick Adams) – “Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical ballot stuffing ceremony!

(EricSteel) – “And with that, I declare Festivus a national holiday. We will be replacing all of the Christmas trees with aluminum poles like you see here. Next week I will be airing my grievances, because I have a lot of problems with you people and you’re going to hear about it. Afterward, I challenge Joe Biden to a wrestling match and the presidential election is not complete until the head of the White House is pinned. And by the way did you see that video of the election officials cheating in Georgia? It was beautiful, it was a Festivus miracle.

3) (RockThisTown) – ““I told my staff not to wash the resolute desk or it would shrink. It’s dry-clean only!”

(Vagabond661) – ““How do you spell martial?

4)(Dusty Pitts) – ““I didn’t get a harrumph outa that guy!”

(Olsoljer) – “Trump: …………….call the Bastille in France, they may have replacement blades…….

5) (Brian Brandt) – “Our party platform wasn’t big enough this year.

(Blues Harper) – “Trump speaks to Pelosi & Schumer from their kids table.

6) (Joe_Miller) – ““Excuse me, Mr. President, but that’s the desk for the elves.”

(McGeehee) – ““Effective immediately, any reporters covering state dinners in the White House will be seated at a table like this. With a high chair if necessary.”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(fustian24) – “This is the Irresolute Desk!

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(yetanotherjohn) – “All I’m sayin’ is that Kamala is going to have a hard time fitting under the new desk.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(Rick Adams) – ““Yeah, well, they made it just the right size for Hillary, but that didn’t happen, did it?”

Best Banter Weight:

(Rodney G. Graves) – “Some men were born for greatness for the office [Ronald Reagan], some grow into it, and some are crushed by it[James Earl Carter].

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow?”:
(retired military) – “Trump “Who do I have to blow to get a full sized desk?”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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