This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ paid tribute to the only POTUS candidate this year who can walk and chew gum at the same time without sustaining broken bones.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (yetanotherjohn) – “Perhaps if Trump congratulates Biden on winning election to the senate, we can keep Trump as president.”
(Dusty Pitts) – ““Well, at least we know one thing: Paul Hooson will never be president.””
2) (guido81_MA) – “Possibly the last duly elected POTUS.”
(McGeehee) – ““What’s that I hear? Is that the lamentations of their women? It certainly sounds like the lamentations of their women.””
3) (Brian Brandt) – “Notorious DJT.”
(fustian24) – “Apparently the Biden team has managed to get an injunction from a federal court that prevents certifying this weeks Caption Contest until all of the late captions are fully counted.”
4)(Par4Course) – “However this turns out, I know I’m still your favorite President.”
(rodney dill) – “Only one solution to all this….. Road Trip!”
5) (Paul Hooson) – “Apparently, when he wished his opponent to “break a leg” during the campaign, he feels vindicated that he hairline fractured a foot…”
(Joe_Miller) – “I could buy CNN and fire everybody.”
6) (Porkopolis) – “Art of the Steal”
(Olsoljer) – “TRUMP: I had the Military Intelligence report unredacted and declassified, it’s now available to the public, deal with it.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to America’s favorite throuple:
(Rick Adams) – “No one expects the covefe inquisition.”
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(Mary Gehman) – ““…It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck-this…everywhere I go…””
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(Rodney G. Graves) – “I concede nothing.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Blues Harper) – “What part of “blow me” didn’t you understand?”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(Rick Adams) – ““Hillary. Not president. You’re welcome.””
Best Banter Weight:
(RockThisTown) – ““Only 2 thangs come out of Georgia . . . . frauds & broads! Which one are you, boy?””
Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:
(retired military) – “Who do I have to blow to get a fair election
?”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
