This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ pays homage to Alex Trebek. I’ll take things that suck for $500, Alex.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (RockThisTown) – “I know what you voters are thinking . . . did they steal 6 million votes or only 5, and to tell you the truth, amidst all this excitement, I kinda lost track myself. And seeing as how we’re the most gaffe-tastic duo in the world, you gotta ask yourself a question, do I feel screwed?”
(Rick Adams) – “2020, am I right?”
2) (yetanotherjohn) – “It isn’t Covid that makes me feel sick, it is these two.”
(Brian Brandt) – “Joe: Looks like you blew a seal.
Kamala: Yeah, all of them. I wanted to thank them for killing Bin Laden.”
3) (Par4Course) – “Joe and Kamala prepare to be handcuffed.”
(Mary Gehman) – “….yea, tho I walk through the valley of the swamp of death, I fear no evil, for thou art with me…thy rod and thy gaffe, they confound me…”
4)(RadiCalMan) – “Hey Michelle! What are you doing here?”
(patriciamcc) – “Joe: “What’s your name again honey?””
5) (Brian Brandt) – “Who were that masked man and masked woman?
I . . . I don’t know . . . but they left this.
What is it?
It’s a silver mail-in ballot.”
(KaptainKrude) – ““I thought you brought the handcuffs?”
“Oh for Gaia’s sakes, this happens every time!”
6) (Rodney G. Graves) – “The Non Elect.”
(McGeehee) – ““The only thing that can go wrong now is if McGehee jumps in with a late blockbuster entry that overwhelms all the vote-counting delays we’ve engineered.””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(rodney dill) – “Blunder Twins Powers ACTIVATE”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(guido81_MA) – “Now let’s go fist the whole country.”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(Dusty-elect Pitts) – ““…and Hillary still will never be President!””
Best Banter Weight:
(Mary Gehman) – “I hope Sara is okay…hopefully she’s just outta town and having fun. Unless she’s despondent like the rest of us over this election and on a bender…”
Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:
(fustian24) – “Who does America have to blow to keep these people out of the White House?”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.