This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ is brought to you by every antacid known to mankind. And plualcultrudagacoutable, badakathcare, and trunalimunumaprzure.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (McGeehee) – “Old man yells at umbrella.”
(Brian Brandt) – “Great Moments in Political Eloquence –
Julius Caesar – “I came, I saw, I conquered.”
Winston Churchill – “I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat.”
John Kennedy – “Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.”
Donald Trump – “Covfefe!”
Joe Biden – “. . . trunalimunumaprzure . . .””
2) (Rick Adams) – “Joe Biden declares a lid.”
(fustian24) – “The secret service calls him the Delaware Blue. He’s not campaigning. They think he might be pining for the fjords!”
3) (RockThisTown) – “At least he didn’t make a Marine hold the umbrella for him . . .”
(Mary Gehman) – “If a man speaks with a mask on under an umbrella, and there are no voters there to hear it…does he still make a gaffe…???”
4)(EricSteel) – “This black umbrella is leaking, just like the black vote.”
(DJD60_TX) – “[ crib notes on lining of umbrella ]
I’m JOE BIDEN
I’m running for PRESIDENT.
I LOVE America
If anyone says the word HUNTER they are a DOG FACED PONY SOLDIER
REPEAT”
5) (Olsoljer) – “Oh Lord, not you too…….”
(Par4Course) – ““”I knew Mary Poppins. Mary Poppins was a friend of mind. Sir, you’re no Mary Poppins.”
6) (Yooper) – “Yes Joe, that is what liberal tears look like.”
(Joe_Miller) – “There’s a storm coming, Joe. I don’t think that umbrella’s gonna cut it.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(sarahconnor2) – “Good thing he had that…thing to protect him from the….things falling from…the thing.” (Thanks, everyone!)
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(yetanotherjohn) – “Quick, get a long haired girl child and see if you can lure him in.”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(Retired military) – “Biden “It could be worse. I could be Hillary. She will never be President. At least I have a chance””
Best Banter Weight:
(cathymv) – “With Biden, it would be betaphors…. there is nothing meta about Biden”
Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:
(Retired military) – “Harris “Who do I have to blow to get out of this mess”
Biden “Me”
Harris “That is how I got into this mess””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.