This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ marks the last presidential debate for both of these guys. Too bad Joe didn’t really show up for this milestone.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (rodney dill) – “(Answering what kind of watch you have?)
Trump: “Rolex, Of course.”
Biden: “I don’t know the brand, but its got Chairman Mao waving at me.””
(guido81_MA) – “Even Joe is checking for a pulse.”
2) (RadiCalMan) – “C’mon man! At least my watch tells the truth twice a day!”
(fustian24) – “Hold it a minute Mr. President. I’ve got a zoom call coming in from Jeffrey Toobin…
GAH!”
3) (Rick Adams) – ““Almost time to declare a lid.””
(yetanotherjohn) – “Imagine the news reports if the situation was reversed, Trump was drooling and senile with a self centered bitch waiting in the wings to take over the day after he was sworn in. Biden was coherent with a solid record of success in his first four years. That is how much the media is warping reality in their reporting.”
4)(Par4Course) – “Hey, man, it’s past my bed time. Micky’s little hand is on the nine and his big hand is on Minnie.”
(Mike) – ““10:09…let me see. If I hurry I can catch the eleven o’clock showing of Cuties!””
5) (Joe_Miller) – ““Oh crap, I’m late for my pantless Zoom meeting.””
(McGeehee) – ““Damn, all the little kids will have gone to bed by now. Who am I gonna sniff goodnight?””
6) (patriciamcc) – “Let’s see, when the big hand is on….damn, what is that number?”
(Olsoljer) – “BIDEN: Damn! I hope Hunter has had time to make the off shore transfers”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(RockThisTown) – “What fracking time is it?”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Mary Gehman) – ““OMG…I must have taken the wrong little blue pill…I have an erection and an election lasting longer than 4 hours…””
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(cathymv) – “Is it 2016 yet? Where is Hillary? I thought she was running for President?”
Best Banter Weight:
(EricSteel) – “You mean a Mickey Mao’s watch?”
Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:
(retired military) – “Biden “Who do I have to blow around here for this nightmare to end?””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
