Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of October 23, 2020

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ marks the last presidential debate for both of these guys. Too bad Joe didn’t really show up for this milestone.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (rodney dill) – “(Answering what kind of watch you have?)
Trump: “Rolex, Of course.”
Biden: “I don’t know the brand, but its got Chairman Mao waving at me.”

(guido81_MA) – “Even Joe is checking for a pulse.

2) (RadiCalMan) – “C’mon man! At least my watch tells the truth twice a day!

(fustian24) – “Hold it a minute Mr. President. I’ve got a zoom call coming in from Jeffrey Toobin…


3) (Rick Adams) – ““Almost time to declare a lid.”

(yetanotherjohn) – “Imagine the news reports if the situation was reversed, Trump was drooling and senile with a self centered bitch waiting in the wings to take over the day after he was sworn in. Biden was coherent with a solid record of success in his first four years. That is how much the media is warping reality in their reporting.

4)(Par4Course) – “Hey, man, it’s past my bed time. Micky’s little hand is on the nine and his big hand is on Minnie.

(Mike) – ““10:09…let me see. If I hurry I can catch the eleven o’clock showing of Cuties!”

5) (Joe_Miller) – ““Oh crap, I’m late for my pantless Zoom meeting.”

(McGeehee) – ““Damn, all the little kids will have gone to bed by now. Who am I gonna sniff goodnight?”

6) (patriciamcc) – “Let’s see, when the big hand is on….damn, what is that number?

(Olsoljer) – “BIDEN: Damn! I hope Hunter has had time to make the off shore transfers

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(RockThisTown) – “What fracking time is it?

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Mary Gehman) – ““OMG…I must have taken the wrong little blue pill…I have an erection and an election lasting longer than 4 hours…”

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(cathymv) – “Is it 2016 yet? Where is Hillary? I thought she was running for President?

Best Banter Weight:

(EricSteel) – “You mean a Mickey Mao’s watch?

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(retired military) – “Biden “Who do I have to blow around here for this nightmare to end?”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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