Wizbang Caption Contest™ Winners Week of October 16, 2020

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates one of the top five meme photos of the decade. For that alone, she should be confirmed! Hail, ACB, MEME GODDESS!

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Joe_Miller) – “The judge awards the Judiciary Committee no points based on their performance.

(Brian Brandt) – “ACB: I’m sorry Senator, the ‘RBG Fervent Wish’ amendment to the Constitution is superseded by the ‘Why Didn’t You Retire When Obama Was President’ amendment.

2) (retired military) – “Barrett “This is the total number of democrats I need to get confirmed”

(McGehee) – ““The parts of the Constitution that are a ‘living document’.”

3) (Par4Course) – “Judge Barrett holds up Mazie Hirono’s IQ.” AND (Harry Butts) – “I don’t need notes to think circles around your pathetically low IQ, Senator Hirono.

(Vagabond661) – “ACB declared winner of the Meme contest this week.

4)(Rick Adams) – ““Ohmygosh! She’s written down the ‘separation of church and state’ clause from the constitution totally from memory!”

(yetanotherjohn) – “Amy lists all the states that would vote for Biden if this was a just and rational country.

5) (BluesHarper) – ““Pick up eggs at 7-11 on the way home.” – stolen from Kim du Toit

(engineer) – “CNN: “Amy Coney Barrett brazenly dog whistles her support to white supremacists.”
MSNBC: ” Amy Coney Barrett smirks while displaying her white privilege card.”

6) (RockThisTown) – ““Judge Barrett, what is your position on Guam capsizing? How would you rule if too many people were on it? Would you rule in favor of capsizing or against?”

(rodney dill) – “Amy Coney Barrett seen with a white sheet. KKK complicity conspiracy theories abound.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Mary Gehman) – ““C’mon…I have 7 kids…you people don’t scare me…”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Paul Hooson) – “And the most inappropriate joke ever award goes to:

Finally, a Supreme Court judge you can masturbate to, and not feel creepy…

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(retired military) – “Barret shows which number President that Hillary would have been.

Best Banter Weight:

(cathymv) – “please… my dog is better behaved than the leftists…

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(fustian24) – “Number of people I’ve had to blow to get here.

Eat your heart out Kamala. Then wipe off your chin…

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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