This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ featured the dreaded COVID bump. Fortunately, it did not feature the dreaded Biden Sniff.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (retired military) – “The secret handshake of the Hillary will never be President club is caught on camera.”
(Mary Gehman) – “Pence: “I know dementia is not contagious, but, I’m not taking any chances…””
2) (Brian Brandt) – “Pence won’t be alone with another woman without his wife, or with Biden without an interpreter”
(cathymv) – “Pence: I’m sorry today hear about your upcoming suicide……”
3) (Joe_Miller) – “I’m calling a lid on my entries for the Caption Contest today.”
(RockThisTown) – ““Joe, your party has played the Russia card, the race card & the impeachment card. I’m playing the Trump card.””
4)(yetanotherjohn) – “Pence: “I want to thank you and Antifa for your generous work to get Trump and me re-elected.”
Joe: “Re-elected to what?””
(guido81_MA) – “Hey, how ya doin’…..bring up the next line….Mike? END OF GREETING. No joke. I mean it. Period. Period.”
5) (Mike) – ““Wonder Vice President powers unite!””
(Par4Course) – “One of these days … one of these days … POW right in the kisser.”
6) (EricSteel) – “Biden: “Who am I and why am I here?””
(Paul Hooson) – “You know, some things just can’t be unseen: 1. A horrific accident. 2. “Two Girls One Cup”. 3. This week’s caption photo…”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(rodney dill) – “At least both avoided the faux pas of wearing a white mask after Labor Day.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Vagabond661) – “Pence: you and Kamala are going down.
Biden: just Kamala.”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
Went to a top rated post by retired_military. Here’s another great one:
(fustian24) – “The first rule of “HIllary Will Never be President Club” is there is no “HIllary Will Never be President Club”…”
Best Banter Weight:
(Rodney G. Graves) – “…and a functional memory.”
Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:
(retired military) – “Biden “Who do I have to blow around here to get someone to tell me what I am doing here and who this guy is?””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
